Hormones

Arizona is the one trying to get pregnant this time, mainly just fluffy fluff about awesome Calzona and funny bits about the ups and downs.

Disclaimer: I own nothing sadly but yay because Shonda is awesome and created these awesome characters that I can play with… ok that sounded weird… You know what I mean… I hope… so yay first fic!

"Ughhh!" I groan, I've never been in so much pain "down there" in my entire life, I knew this was a bad idea, who wants another baby any ways?

"Are you alright?" Cristina calls from the stall next door.

"Since when do you care for another humans well being?" I shout.

"I am a doctor aren't I?" She says and I hear the click and slide of the stall as she comes out.

"Yeah, but you wish our patients were sicker so you could cut them up!" I answer as I walk out of the toilet.

She walks over the lavatories as she responds "Whatever. What's got you in such a sour mood?"

I take a deep breath, Arizona would kill me if she knew I was going around the hospital talking about our problems but I can't take it anymore. "Its Arizona" I say as I start washing my hands, careful not to rub them too hard.

Christina fakes a shocked face and says "What? I thought you guys were Seattle Grace Mercy West most stable and happy couple that makes everyone sick to their stomach" she mocks and sticks her finger down her throat as if she was trying to vomit.

"We are, its just… we've been trying to have another baby and Addison got Arizona started on some hormones that have really got her going crazy" I say and move my hands rapidly to prove my point.

"How crazy" She asks, oh if only she knew.

"Really crazy, its like she has doubled her sensitivity and given her feelings a cocaine bath making her so, so emotional. She picks a fight over nothing and cries when I fight back and when I don't she also cries because she claims I don't give a crap about our relationship". I rapidly list. It really has been hell these past few weeks. I never had to go through this and Arizona likes to remind me of it.

"And that's not the worst part. The worst part is that her sex appetite has become insatiable; we have sex all the time. I'm not kidding, in the morning, in between surgery's, after lunch and whenever Sofia falls asleep and she is a baby Cristina! Do you even realize how much a baby sleeps? And if I refuse she cries and says I don't find her attractive enough and that I should just go make babies with the coffee cart girl. And now, now I can't even pee without wanting to reap my vagina in half!" I scramble through my words and finish trying to catch my breath.

"Look seriously I thought this was going to be a sort of I'm fine Cristina thanks for asking though but you have just shared so much more than I wanted to know and now I'm late for surgery so… my advice would be... don't harm the vagina it's not it's fault" And with that she walks out the door living me confused and in pain.

AN: Yay! First chapter, next one Callie confronts the sex-craved monster :)