A/N : Hey guys, (or maybe one, or two. No one would ever read this anyway.) This is my second fic,ignoring the fact that the Tears and Dynamite one had no paragraphs. If I have have enough brains in the future, I'll edit it. This is a KHR fic. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR, if I did the manga would never have ended.


That New Teacher.

Chapter 0: Introductions..

"Ku fufu... Oya oya, what do you have here?"

"Shove off, Pineapple-sama. It's a Enrollment application. To Namimori." The girl pulled the paper away from Mukuro irritatedly, shooting him a glare that clearly said 'Fudge off, or I'll tear that smirk as well as your pineapple leaves off your head.' The Mist guardian twitched, irked by the fact that he was called a fruit."Oya oya, but aren't you already a Kukuyo student?"

"I need a job, Mukuro-san. Being a student here does not pay me. In fact, it does the opposite. Do you know how much I had to frickin' pay just because Ken got into a fight with Chikusa? Those dipshits." The girl folded the piece of paper and stuffed it into her pocket, brushing off dust as she stood up from the couch. Seeing a questioning look on his face, she added. "There was a job offer to be the new math teacher in Namimori. Some teachers were running around desperately crying for help because this "Hikari-san' would "kami gukutoso' them. Sounds like a job for me."

"Ku fufu. I think they mean Hibari Kyoya. The head of the Disinplinary Committee. Interesting guy, he is..."

"Ew, stop with your creepy-pefo-pervert face, you kufufu-ing perverted pineapple."

Mukuro's eye twitched furiously. "Oi oi, Shizuka-chan, that's not nic-"

Purple mist surrounded the girl as she faded awayn), effectively cutting him off with a "Arrivederci, off to find a job!"


A/N chapter is short and crappy, I know. But believe it or not, it will be useful in the next chapter. Probably a bit too early for this, but...

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