hA/N: Hello, people of FanFiction! I am here with a new story. As you probably saw in the summary, it is a Harry Potter/Phineas and Ferb crossover. It takes place during Sorcerer's Stone in the HP timeline and… Well, I don't know where it could fit in the P&F timeline! Does P&F even have a timeline? Yeah, didn't think so. And yes, there is going to be a whole series of them, from Sorcerer's Stone to Deathly Hallows. And now for the disclaimer:
yoneld: Do I own Harry Potter?
Harry: Well…
yoneld: What makes you think I do own Harry Potter?
Harry: Gred and Forge's distinct awesomeness and Umbridge's distinct toadliness?
yoneld: No, these are the reasons Gred and Forge are my favorite characters and Umbridge is my least favorite. If I owned the series, do you think Fred would have died and Umbridge would not?
Harry: Touché.
yoneld: And do I own Phineas and Ferb?
Phineas: No. No, you don't.
yoneld: Yeah, didn't think so.
A/N: And now for the crossover:
Key:
Bold text is the name of the P&F character that is speaking.
Bold and underlined text is the name of the HP character that is speaking.
Underlined text is a song.
Underlined and italic text is writing on things.
Italic text (not as part of a line) is captions.
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation/And school comes along just to end it/So the annual problem for our generation/Is finding a good way to spend it/LIKE MAYBE:/Building a rocket or fighting a mummy/Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower/Discovering something that doesn't exist -
Phineas: Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower/Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots/Or locating Frankenstein's brain -
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent/Or driving your sister insane -
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do/Before school starts this fall -
Phineas: Come on, Perry!
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are/Gonna do it all/So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are/Gonna do it all.
Candace: MOM! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Phineas and Ferb and the Sorcerer's Stone
~Breakfast at the Flynn-Fletcher home~
Linda: So what are you all planning on doing today?
Phineas: Well, there's this book series you bought us last week. Ferb and I are going to go into it.
Linda: What do you mean?
Phineas: Oh, you know, we're going to build something that lets us go into it and take part in the events in the book.
Linda: What an active imagination. *chuckles*
Candace: They're really going to do it, Mom.
Linda: Oh, give it a rest, Candace.
Candace: But they are. Every day they build something. But then when you get home, it magically disappears.
Linda: You all have such wonderful imaginations. Well, your father and I are going to run some errands. Come on, honey. *leaves*
Lawrence: *leaves*
Candace: *runs outside* Mom! Wait!
Linda: What, have they already built it?
Candace: No. No, they haven't. But while you're gone, I'm in charge, right?
Linda: Well, why would anyone need to be in charge?
Candace: Well… *pauses to think about it* What if giant chessmen crush the house?
Linda: If that happens, you're in charge.
Candace: Yes! *goes in* Guys! I'm in charge. You know, conditionally.
Phineas and Ferb: *stare blankly at her*
Candace: Carry on. *leaves*
Phineas: Well, we can't be in the book alone. We need to invite people.
Ferb: *pulls out a list*
Phineas: That's it! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today in addition to the other thing we were gonna do today.
~A few minutes later~
Phineas: Ferb, I know who we're gonna invite today.
List: Baljeet, Buford, Candace, Isabella, Jeremy, Stacy
~Meanwhile, in Candace's room~
Stacy: You know, Candace, if you weren't so obsessed with busting your brothers, I bet Jeremy would spend more time with you.
Candace: But they're always up to something and I just can't get Mom to know about it!
Phone: *rings*
Candace: Hello?
Jeremy: Hey, Candace.
Candace: Oh, hi, Jeremy.
Jeremy: So, I was thinking… do you want me to come over to your house later?
Candace: Wait just a second, Jeremy. *covers phone* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *uncovers phone* Why, yes. Yes, I do.
Jeremy: Great! So, I'll see you in like half an hour. *hangs up*
Candace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Stacy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Candace: Oh my God, I can't wait… Wait a second… What is going on out there?
~In the backyard~
Isabella: *comes in* Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: Hi, Isabella! We're making the Book-Enterer 3000.
Isabella: What does it do?
Phineas: When it's done, it should let you go into a book.
Isabella: Cool! Can I come with you?
Phineas: Yes. Yes, you can.
Buford and Baljeet: *come in*
Phineas: Hi, Buford. Hi, Baljeet.
Baljeet: What are you doing?
Phineas: We're going to go into a book.
Buford: Books are for nerds.
Phineas: We're not going to read it! We're going to be a part of it.
Baljeet: Sounds fun.
Buford: Oh, well…
Phineas: Everything going okay there, Ferb?
Ferb: *thumbs-up*
Phineas: Great. Hey, where's Perry?
~Where's Perry?~
Perry: *puts on fedora, looks right and left, then goes into the bathroom and flushes himself down the toilet. He lands in his lair*
Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. Doofenshmirtz has bought the entire Harry Potter series. We need you to find out what's going on and put a stop to it. Good luck, Agent P.
Perry: *salutes and leaves*
Doo-be doo-be doo-ba/Doo-be doo-be doo-ba/Doo-be doo-be doo-ba/Doo-be doo-be doo-ba/Agent P!/He's a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal of action/His furry little flatfoot will never flinch from a fra-ee-a-ee-ay/He's got more than just mad skill/He's got a beaver tail and a bill/And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:
Perry: Grr.
Women: *swoon*
He's Perry!/Perry the Platypus!
Monogram: But you can call him Agent P.
Perry!
Monogram: I said, you can call him Agent P!
Agent P!
Perry: *goes in through the front door*
Doofenshmirtz: What's this? A platypus?
Perry: *pulls out fedora*
Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus! Well, you are too late. *traps him in a copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix* Behold, the Bookinator!
Bookinator: *has the creepy inator music with it*
Doofenshmirtz: You see, Perry the Platypus, I read this new series that is really in right now, and I thought I could help this Voldemort person. I know, I know, he let this Potter kid kill him in the last book, but it never hurts to have one more follower! And after Voldemort takes over Britain, I will use what he taught me to take over the Tri-State Area! *takes out remote and presses button*
Bookinator: *opens a portal to Hogwarts during an unspecified Quidditch match*
Doofenshmirtz: Wait, this isn't how the book begins… *turns off Bookinator, flips to page 69 and turns the Bookinator back on*
Bookinator: *opens a portal to the Leaky Cauldron*
Doofenshmirtz: Goodbye, Perry the Platypus! The next time you will see me, I will be the ruler of the Tri-State Area! *goes through portal*
~And in the Flynn-Fletcher home~
Stacy: Forget your brothers, Candace, Jeremy should be here anytime now!
Jeremy: *rings doorbell*
Candace: *opens door* Oh, hi, Jeremy.
Jeremy: Hi, Candace. Let's go to the backyard.
Candace: But Phineas and Ferb -
Jeremy: I know, they set this up.
Candace: What?
Jeremy: *scratches his ear* Well, they called me earlier today and asked me if I wanted to come with you into some book. They said it'll be fun.
Candace: Well, okay then.
Stacy: Wait a moment! Can I come, too?
Candace: Well, if you want to.
Stacy: Great. *they all go to the backyard*
Phineas: Well, Jeremy and the girls should be here by now…
Candace, Jeremy, and Stacy: *come out to the backyard*
Phineas: Ferb, open the portal at page 69.
Ferb: *takes out a remote, flips the book to page 69, and presses the button*
Book-Enterer 3000: *opens a portal to the Leaky Cauldron*
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, Candace, Jeremy, and Stacy: *go in*
A/N: How do you like it so far? I'll be posting this once a week on Wednesdays or weekends. And by weekends, I mean Friday/Saturday, because that's the Israeli weekend. Also, if anyone is willing to beta this story, please PM me about it.
Review or you will be trapped in a copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
