You're alone at your computer. It's 11:10 PM. You're surfing the web aimlessly, then you decide to check out what's happening on YouTube. After watching a few quick videos that may or may not involve food (or cute pets), you remember something you've been meaning to look up: a metropolis from a different state.
You search "Epcot City travel guide" verbatim, you submit, and after a quick load… you click on the top result. A warm, masculine voice greets you with a tone equal parts pleasant and, somehow, a bit disconcerting.
Welcome, my friend, to a city of progress, natural wonder, and sweet commercialism! Epcot City, Calisota, stands proudly on the West Coast of the United States. Situated above California but below Oregon, Calisota is a state that more than makes up for its smaller size with thriving cities. Epcot City might not be the state's capital, but it's easily Calisota's biggest, regarding both population and area. About a million and a half people live here—humans AND creatures. But there's always room for one more! If you have the spirit, and if you're the kind of person who likes to take risks, well, take a chance and live life to the fullest here!
Established in the 19th century, Epcot City has grown from a small port town to a bustling metropolis. Plans to evolve its humble beginnings into an experimental community didn't work out, but it grew just fine, as you can see. And, don't worry, we haven't forgotten our roots! Epcot City's beaches warmly embrace the Pacific Ocean. Our seaside businesses and activities still rank second to none. And because of the unique design of this exciting place, there are canals of saltwater intersected throughout Epcot City. People can walk over small boats passing by below. You're never far from the salty sea breeze. But we're also looking ahead. Epcot City is always an early adopter of bleeding-edge technology. For example, our monorail system has dutifully served the public for decades and counting!
Is your child a prodigy? Einstein reincarnate? Then send them to our pride and joy, St. Blair Academy! This private boarding school frequently ranks among the top schools in America, if not the top. And if you'd rather attend public school, Norman Union High School is a great place to learn! Better not procrastinate on that homework! Ahahaha…
Ahem.
For the adults, Epcot City has everything a million and a half people could want! Why not go shopping at numerous shopping districts, where you can buy all the electronics, jewelry and beauty products your heart desires? We have THE biggest mall on the West Coast! Also, why not hit the nightclubs and bars for romance and public embarrassment? I hope you can hold your liquor, sir!
Ohohoho, he... oh. He really IS drunk. I hope somebody cleans that up.
Ahem. Downtown never sleeps. Do you want skyscrapers? You got skyscrapers! Kahn Tower, owned and operated by Shere Khan himself, is viewable from almost any given angle in Epcot City. One of the largest computer manufacturing and programming companies in the western hemisphere, ENCOM, is headquartered here. Scrooge McDuck, the richest duck in the world, is often sighted here. And why not? Duckburg is only a drive away! Because Epcot City stands so near to both Duckburg and St. Canard, you can drive to and from any of the triangle of cities whenever you want!
Okay, sure, so Epcot City has the highest crime rate of all Calisota cities by far. But remember what I said about taking risks? You need to take a risk to really live life! So why not take a chance? And if you want to take a break from the City, the nearby Walter Elias National Forest, a seemingly endless landscape of trees and largely undisturbed natural life, is great for hiking trips and camping. Just don't get lost and watch out for wolves. There seem to be consistent reports of wolves…
Epcot City is a dream of endless possibilities, a dream leagues above any other West Coast city. This metropolis has everything. Plan your visit today! And if I scared you when I mentioned the NOT-GREAT crime rate, don't feel too scared. Because if you hang around long enough…
After the series of narrated video clips all about Epcot City, you notice something just as the narrator trails off. A video clip plays of a light-skinned human girl, but she's in an eye mask that makes her eyes appear white, a blue-and-white costume with a baby blue tabard-like overgarment, and a black ribbon to tie back her yellow hair.
She looks at the camera and seems visibly alarmed... as if she shouldn't be video-recorded.
… You just might see a superhero!
The girl, realizing she's too late to stop the recording, shrugs, smiles, and bows politely, before levitating off the sidewalk and going over a large, concrete wall. She disappears from view as she levitates away.
EPCOT CITY, CALISOTA, USA. Come visit this joint for excitement… SOON!
-Dream League Radiant. Based on characters and concepts created by The Walt Disney Company. Original Dream League role-play forum and concept created by Joseph Label and Andi "HeffyDoodle" W.
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