Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, especially not Itachi. But here are some wonderful ideas for Itachi to try out. Enjoy.


Holy shit: stooping to new low.


Itachi in a speedo,

Itachi as a guido.

Itachi dressed as Britney Spears,

Itachi wearing kittie ears.

Itachi in a Gucci dress,

Itachi ready to impress.

Itachi in a skin-tight green jumpsuit.

(^/_\^)

Itachi wearing leapord spots,

Itachi strutting what he's got.

Itachi tied up in a cage,

Itachi dancing on the stage.

Itachi in a miniskirt,

Itachi becoming dessert.

Itachi as Akatsuki's forbidden fruit.

=(^/_\^)=

Itachi with a bunny tail,

Itachi with skin "vampire pale."

Itachi wearing knee-high boots,

Itachi looking nat'rally cute.

Itachi with his candy lips,

Itachi rotating his hips.

Itachi wearing lace, leather and French fingertips.

(^/_\^)

Itachi wearing beehive hair,

Itachi without underwear.

Itachi with mysterious eyes,

Itachi with voluptuous thighs.

Itachi heating up the room,

Itachi beautif'ly in bloom.

Itachi as a dominatrix, ballgag and whip.


A/N: I swear, I need to make this way longer. I will update this eventually!

Updated A/N: I wrote four stanzas for you lovely fans. If you want more, I doubt I can conjure up anything else.