Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, especially not Itachi. But here are some wonderful ideas for Itachi to try out. Enjoy.
Holy shit: stooping to new low.
Itachi in a speedo,
Itachi as a guido.
Itachi dressed as Britney Spears,
Itachi wearing kittie ears.
Itachi in a Gucci dress,
Itachi ready to impress.
Itachi in a skin-tight green jumpsuit.
(^/_\^)
Itachi wearing leapord spots,
Itachi strutting what he's got.
Itachi tied up in a cage,
Itachi dancing on the stage.
Itachi in a miniskirt,
Itachi becoming dessert.
Itachi as Akatsuki's forbidden fruit.
=(^/_\^)=
Itachi with a bunny tail,
Itachi with skin "vampire pale."
Itachi wearing knee-high boots,
Itachi looking nat'rally cute.
Itachi with his candy lips,
Itachi rotating his hips.
Itachi wearing lace, leather and French fingertips.
(^/_\^)
Itachi wearing beehive hair,
Itachi without underwear.
Itachi with mysterious eyes,
Itachi with voluptuous thighs.
Itachi heating up the room,
Itachi beautif'ly in bloom.
Itachi as a dominatrix, ballgag and whip.
A/N: I swear, I need to make this way longer. I will update this eventually!
Updated A/N: I wrote four stanzas for you lovely fans. If you want more, I doubt I can conjure up anything else.
