Authors Note: This story is not meant to be taken seriously… it doesn't take place in the current Percy Jackson timeline…. I don't even know when it takes place (I can't make it follow up with the book because I'm not done with the Heroes of Olympus series yet and other reasons you will see soon…) It was mainly written to tick off my friend who is reading the series (we say she's Percy's girlfriend and that's what she will be in this fanfic) and yea…enjoy! Oh… and Annabeth isn't in this she is replaced with Raean.

Chapter one:

PERCY.

"Ooof" I said as I hit my head against the floor. "Roll around in your sleep again… I'm gonna have to start making you sleep in a corn field, see what kind of alien symbols you make!" Raean (The daughter of Athena…also my girlfriend) said staring smiling at me. "What are you waiting for… Christmas!? Let's go we have to be on the boat by 12:00 or we won't be able to get on!" I then glanced at the clock and saw it was 11:15. "Oh gods," I muttered trying not to fall asleep again "I better get going. We'll never make it by car let's see if Leo has anything to get us there faster." I said quickly pulling on a t-shirt and jeans.

Authors note: Sorry for the extremely short chapter but I need to head to my next class so I'll have another chapter up tonight if all goes well! Anyways got to go now….BAII!