Yugi had just finished his homework, when he suddenly realized that his blue-eyed white dragon had been stolen. He was so angry that he nearly broke his linoleum puzzle. It was then, that he saw a vision of the future, in which he would conquer the world using his linoleum puzzle.

He packed his bags and decided to go the yugioh island. Yugi was boarding the boat at the docks. However, Kaiba was waiting for him in the dark corner. As Yugi was walking down the hill, Kaiba grabbed at his arms and swung him upside down. " I knew you would coming here!" said Kaiba, as he forcefully groped the linoleum puzzle that dangled from Yugis neck.

Suddenly, joey appeared along with his blind and crippled sister. They were both very angry at Kaibas behavior! Joey took a plank of wood, and smashed Kaibas genitals quickly, while shouting, " I CHALLENGE YOU TO YUGIOH!". "I accept your offer on one condition" shouted Kaiba. "You must first first give me your blind, crippled, and jewish sister, if you lose!". Joey was astonished at this remark, how could he let his blind, crippled and jewish sister fall into the hands of such an evil, twisted, and handsome devil.

However, Joe's pride got the best of him. he decided that he would indeed duel the handsome devil. The playing field was set, and the battle was about begin. As Joey drew his cards, he shouted to kaiba, " I will fist you, you asshole! ". Kaiba used his monsters first, playing the card " Mighty Goblin " Joey then played the monster " Worgen ". Kaiba then activated his trap card. " HAHA the mighty sword of dikfits, It looks I win!" "Not so fast, you buttlicket, "I bring out blue-eyed white dragon". "nigger stoled card..." thought Yugi.

Joey then played his black dragon. It used its forward squat thrust, completely decimating the blue eyed white dragon in one powerful move! "fuck this shit" shouted kaiba, whilst he slapped Joey on the base of his forehead with his meaty cock, leaving a rather large mushroom stamp. "HAHA you had dick on your head" asserted kaiba as he pulled the blind, crippled, jewish girl towards him. When Joey and Yugi awoke from there shock, the bind, crippled, jewish girl was gone, along with Kaiba.

The story will continue soon, please R+R!