Disclaimer: I don't own Disney or any of their characters. I do, however, own these ideas. Warning: Rant centric, be prepared!
I must say, this is one of the more enjoyable and carefree shows that has ever aired on Disney.
Spud is quite the character due to his simple nature and ability to always stay true to himself. He never veers off the path of his ambition once it has been chosen, and for that I admire him.
Your character development reminds me of my antediluvian comrade. You seem a porcel dogmatic and the simplicity of it all is killing me. I have ruminated on my opinion of you for a good time now and remember a phantasmagoria of thoughts running through my brains frontal lobes
at the time and ended up residing in my tibia. But the main message I am trying to get through is the two dimensionality of it all. I believe strongly that Disney should not be showing a dimension that does not even exist in the human train of thought when the third dimension
is perfection in its purest form. The many examples of your trinsic behavior are corroborative of my original thesis. You are completely and disgustingly abhorrent and repugnant. Your personality needs more phlegmatism to balance out the unrealistic side of your nature.
You also need a harridan of sorts for combat instead of always relying on Jake. You are deplorable and Jake is the only beneficiary on your team. Is Disney perhaps genderist because of the lack of a strong and right- minded female presence that is
nonfacinorous and will not deplete the team's strength? It is unfathomable why Disney would view females in this stereotypical way but true nonetheless. The very fact that Jakes own grandfather is the only wise being on this sorry excuse for a television program displays,
quite clearly I must add, the very message I've been trying to get across. Television shows like these melt the cerebrum of tomorrows future, the American youth. Throughout
this message I've changed my opinion about the messages fed into the minds of young children. I hope you're happy...
