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Darth Vader adds Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker to Group Family Reunion

Luke: WTF?

Leia O.: Oh please... no rolls eyes Dad! We told you, we don't want to talk to you!

Darth Vader: You will change your mind. The Dark Side of the Force is our haven. Together we can rule the Galaxy.

Luke: We don't want to rule the Galaxy. And we don't want to be part of that stupid group.

Darth Vader: The Dark Side of the Force will give you strength you cannot imagine.

Luke Skywalker has left the Group

Darth Vader adds Luke Skywalker to the Group

Luke: You cannot force us!

Leia: But he will try anyway...

Luke: Yeah, now I know where you have that dominant strike from.

Leia: Please what?!

Han: He is right about that.

Leia: Who added you to this Group?

Darth Vader: Sorry, I mixed up the Numbers. I wanted to add your uncle and your aunt.

Han: What does that mean? Am I know the bad behaving relative nobody wants to be in a Chat-Group with?

Darth Vader: Yes.

Leia: Darth Vader This is rich of you Dad!

Han: Well, I don't care about being here neither.

Han Solo leaves the Group

Leia adds Han Solo to the Group

Leia: You ARE part of the Family, you ARE staying

Han: Didn't you plan to leave the Group yourself five minutes ago?

Darth Vader: Typical Teenage-Behaviour... She will grow out of it and turn to the Dark Side

Luke: She will not!

Leia: Shut up! I can speak up for myself!

Luke: Oh, Mummys girl is speaking

Leia: MUMMYS GIRL?!

Luke: You were the one growing up in a Palace, Miss Princess!

Leia: So what? That was pure luck!

Darth Vader: Finally! The Dark Side is speaking to my children. Soon we will united in the Force and take Power from the Emperor!

Leia: Shut up!

Luke: Shut up!

Han Solo adds the Emperor to the Group

Emperor: What is going on here?

Darth Vader: I can explain everything!

Emperor: I expect my student to try to kill me and gain more power. But your time has not come yet. I want to talk to you. NOW! In my office! And delete this Group!