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Darth Vader adds Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker to Group Family Reunion
Luke: WTF?
Leia O.: Oh please... no rolls eyes Dad! We told you, we don't want to talk to you!
Darth Vader: You will change your mind. The Dark Side of the Force is our haven. Together we can rule the Galaxy.
Luke: We don't want to rule the Galaxy. And we don't want to be part of that stupid group.
Darth Vader: The Dark Side of the Force will give you strength you cannot imagine.
Luke Skywalker has left the Group
Darth Vader adds Luke Skywalker to the Group
Luke: You cannot force us!
Leia: But he will try anyway...
Luke: Yeah, now I know where you have that dominant strike from.
Leia: Please what?!
Han: He is right about that.
Leia: Who added you to this Group?
Darth Vader: Sorry, I mixed up the Numbers. I wanted to add your uncle and your aunt.
Han: What does that mean? Am I know the bad behaving relative nobody wants to be in a Chat-Group with?
Darth Vader: Yes.
Leia: Darth Vader This is rich of you Dad!
Han: Well, I don't care about being here neither.
Han Solo leaves the Group
Leia adds Han Solo to the Group
Leia: You ARE part of the Family, you ARE staying
Han: Didn't you plan to leave the Group yourself five minutes ago?
Darth Vader: Typical Teenage-Behaviour... She will grow out of it and turn to the Dark Side
Luke: She will not!
Leia: Shut up! I can speak up for myself!
Luke: Oh, Mummys girl is speaking
Leia: MUMMYS GIRL?!
Luke: You were the one growing up in a Palace, Miss Princess!
Leia: So what? That was pure luck!
Darth Vader: Finally! The Dark Side is speaking to my children. Soon we will united in the Force and take Power from the Emperor!
Leia: Shut up!
Luke: Shut up!
Han Solo adds the Emperor to the Group
Emperor: What is going on here?
Darth Vader: I can explain everything!
Emperor: I expect my student to try to kill me and gain more power. But your time has not come yet. I want to talk to you. NOW! In my office! And delete this Group!
