Hello!

There is a slight shortage a fan-fiction of Harley, so I've written many stories for the guy. All of them though depict Harley as gay or bisexual, or "ambisexual" or whatever; so if you hate the idea, go write some stories of your own.

This particular story, pairs Ash with Harley, then turns Harley into a woman. It also is one of those stories that makes Harley seem mean but he isn't, and then he gets punished for something he isn't guilty of; so :P. If you hate Harley this might be a good story for you.

This story does not connect to any of my other stories, except for Ash vs. Father: To Become Pokémon Master; which contains also Totemopikapikachu.


Harley was at a Pokémon Contest in the Orre region, which is a region in the videogame: Pokémon Colleseum, and Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness. May was also entered in the contest too. Even Ash Ketchum was there, just visiting to see how May is doing. It was the second round of the contest, and Harley was watching May battle.

"She's pretty hard to battle now... better use Octillery." Harley said to himself.

Just then a little girl came up to him.

"Excuse me sir, but have you seen a Noctowl? I've lost mine earlier and I'm trying to find it." she said.

Harley looked around "There's a Noctowl over there." Then he pointed one of the beams, and there was a Noctowl.

"Thank you!"

She then ran off to call back the bird.

That was weird, Harley thought, but I guess young trainers do have a lot of problems.

Later Harley was battling with May. May was battling with Blaziken and Venusaur, but Harley's Octillery knocked Venusaur out. Harley was battling with Wigglytuff and Octillery, but May's Blaziken knocked Wigglytuff out. May was left with Blaziken, and Harley with a weakened Octillery.

May yelled "Blaziken use Sky Uppercut!"

That move that resembles Falcon Punch knocked Harley's Octillery out, leaving Harley speechless.

May won the contest, and Harley was feeling just as sour as ever.

Harley whispered to himself "Dumb girl..."

Ash was talking to May as Harley made that comment. Ash is 21 now, and he's no longer a virgin, not after the sweaty night he spent with Misty. Of course, if Ash was somewhere, Ho-oh would be there to, flying and spreading his gay rainbow around the world.


That's it for now! Please review!

Ash: Are you really going to make me marry Harley?

Me: No, but you are going to get Harley pregnant.

Ash: Oh god *faints*

Me: of course, this is just fan-fiction, and won't actually affect you.