Yup, just wasting time at the computer again. I write a lot of little stories that I never originally INTEND to put online...then they somehow end up on line.
Basically, I'm cleaning out my hard drive of these stories and making the internet pay with their stupidity x3.
This one's about my first OC, Alexis. She never saw snow before, and well...she's crazy and paranoid.
If you lose a few brain cells and/or IQ points from reading this...I DIDN'T STEAL THEM! Okay, I did. But hey, who needs sanity? (Y'know, some of the time.)
Disclaimer: I only own Alexis and her paranoia.
Warnings: Implied rascist comment (I don't support that at all, I was bashing it here.) Craziness, nonsensicality, and Xemnas going (in his mind) "What the heck was that?"
"Um...what is this?"
Axel, Roxas, and Vexen stopped and stared. Alexis had stopped dead when they departed from the dark corridor on their mission that day. She was staring suspiciously at the snow on the ground—as if it would come to life and eat her shoes off.
"It's snow." Axel said. He twitched as a flake landed on his nose and melted, "Yeah, I don't like it either."
"Snow..? Why is it so cold? Why is it WHITE? Some kind of joke with the universe?" Alexis demanded.
"Um...no?" Roxas said, staring at her.
"Snow is frozen rain, Alexis, nothing more." Vexen explained.
"What makes it frozen? If it's frozen wouldn't it be harder?" Alexis asked, still suspicious.
"Cold air makes it frozen and it's not frozen solid. Rain falls far too fast to be frozen solid." Vexen answered.
Alexis twitched as a snowflake landed on her head. She gave a shout, summoned her Keyblade, and shot a ball of fire at the sky.
"And that's what I think about you, frozen rain!" she screamed. What she only gained from this, however, was a flake of snow falling right into her throat. She choked and rolled on the ground in an overly-dramatic way, "IT'S STRANGLING ME! IT'S KILLING ME! HEEEEELP!"
"...I forgot. Alexis, you didn't grow up with snow in Hollow Bastion did you?" Axel smiled.
"No, we didn't have this white devil rain in Hollow Bastion. And I know we never had it in the World That Never Was." Alexis answered, blowing up a white patch of snow on the ground, as it was growing too high for her liking.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S MULTIPLYING!" she screamed as the snow continued to make clumps of itself, "IT'S GONNA MURDER US!"
"It's snow! It can't murder anything!" Vexen exclaimed. He knew the girl was somewhat nuts—but not this nuts.
"Wrong! Look it keeps falling on your head! What does it do, seep through your scalp and take over your brain?" Alexis countered, yanking her hood up so fast she almost hurt herself.
"No, it melts." Roxas said. Evidently, this was the wrong thing to say.
"It melts? I was right! It melts into your head and makes you go loony!" shouted Alexis.
Axel doubled over in laughter, so much upset over simple snow.
"I think you're already there, Lexi." he snickered. He jumped back when Alexis pointed her Keyblade at him.
"Hold still, there's a snowflake on your jacket." she said quietly. She held her Keyblade tense, waiting for the offender to make a move. It wasn't a snowflake.
"That's not a snowflake, it's a snow flea." Vexen sighed. They weren't going to finish their mission that day. This sent Alexis over the edge.
"SNOW FLEA? Snow has fleas? EW! Hold still, Ax, I got it!" Alexis screamed. Heat began forming at the tip of her Keyblade and Axel's eyes widened, reaching a state of panic.
"No, Alexis, wait—!"
He was interrupted by the blistering hot ball of Firaga that threw him to the floor. The explosion spread out in a circle, singeing everything and everyone within a six-foot radius. Roxas and Vexen shouted in pain and jumped into the unburned snow to put it all out. Alexis sighed, watching them.
"Great, now I need to give you two Firaga Snow-Flea baths. Hold still..." she murmured, taking careful aim.
In the Castle That Never Was, Xemnas could have sworn he heard two pained screams from somewhere far, far away.
And that is why Alexis never goes to snowy areas anymore—unless it's to get back at someone annoying.
...I don't know. I'm stuck for ideas on my other stories that I KNOW I should be working on and my computer is just crammed with these stupid stories. I needed someplace to put them xD.
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-Az.
