A/N: When I was sharing a house, one of my housemates shared this list with me.
This is the story it inspired. Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JKR

The Insane Depths of James' Brain

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs'
List of the measures of a lady's most enticing anatomy

A = Absent
B = Barely There
C = Can't Complain
D =Dang
E = Enormous
F = Fake
G = Giant
H = Help! I've fallen on the floor and can't get up!
I = Impossible