A/N:
When I was sharing a house, one of my housemates shared this list
with me.
This is the story it inspired. Disclaimer: Harry
Potter belongs to JKR
The Insane Depths of James' Brain
Moony,
Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs'
List of the measures of a lady's
most enticing anatomy
A = Absent
B = Barely There
C =
Can't Complain
D =Dang
E = Enormous
F = Fake
G =
Giant
H = Help! I've fallen on the floor and can't get up!
I
= Impossible
