Mystery of the Big Ugly Demon Thingy
A/n: Hi ppl@_@ This is my first story, so it will suck. As you can see (unless you are a moron) it has no plot what so ever. So enjoy and review. Please. Note: italic a means they are saying a spell.
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(Graveyard)
PS: Hi Buffy.
Buffy: Who what when where why!? *launches crossbow *
PS: Watch it!! I just came to tell you we are having a Scooby gang meeting at the manor.
Buffy: Okey dokey hokey pokey
PS: Alrighy@_@. See you there.* uses magic and author powers to disappear on a big wavy thingy*
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(Hailwell Manor)
Willow: We come together, on this magic night,
Piper: to honor the sprits of those before us,
Phoebe: and ask the questions of life,
Gir: *Interrupts Paige* I like bacon, do yyyooooouuuu like bacon?
Deep disembodied voice: YYYEEESSS
Paige: *Hits Gir over head* You moron, now we have to wait till next Halloween!!
Gir: BBBBAAACCCOOONNN, BBBAAACCCOONNN.
Willow: May the annoyance of this sacred ground, be found were the shadows linger.
Gir: WWWWEEEEE *spins in a vortex of purple light*
Piper: Glad that's over.
PS and Buffy: HI PEOPLES!!!
Monk*standing in a corner* Hello, GOD HELP ME, I HAVE DIRT ON MY SHOES!!!
Piper: Here we go again, Let the bane of this sorry man's existence be gone.
Monk: Thank you so, did you say sorry?
Piper:*smirks at Monk*
Phoebe: Okay well it is time to go, so see you all tomorrow.
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(Dark ally way)
Buffy: I wonder what they were doing at the manor, they never did tell us.
*Big horned demon with large teeth and blood running down it's mouth jumps out and hits Buffy and runs toward manor*
A/n: What was the demon? Why did it good for the manor? Where is Gir? What the hell is Monk doing there? All this and more, when I get three reviews.
