Chapter the First

"Unh, Joachim," moaned UAJ. "Let me suck yor cock just one more time. Don't l-leave me or throw me under the bus like you planned to before. I'll spread my entire ass for your gigantic silver cock if you will let me keep sucking your veiny lovestaff of Justice."

Joachim shook his head. Every day, the rotund UAJ begged for his massive HUGE HUMUNGOUS EXTREEEEEEEEEEME girth OF GLORY, that he never overcompensates for, slobbering and breathing heavily like the pathetic obese slut of an orbiter he was. But though UAJ was easy and practically eating out of the palm of his hand, our good pal Joachim couldn't bear to humor him anymore.

His heart yearned for something good, something pure. He wanted a high class woman, the cream of the crop, to chug beer and party with. A big titty babe that knows her worth and isn't afraid to flaunt it, or at least a girl with a nice ass that wouldn't give him too much sass. Joachim IS an alpha, after all. So alpha that he regularly sends spergs on the internet pictures of his balls with their name on it, so you know this guy can't get fucked with!

Today was the day Joachim would finally run into someone who didn't want him immediately.

Little did he know, he'd want someone he didn't expect to want--

Someone who would change his life.

Joachim pushed UAJ to the side and barged out of his room in the TRS Streamer Skyscraper, determined to find a fitting mate. He brushed his teeth in the sink of a bathroom with a bottle of jack and ate a nice breakfast of crepes made by Queen of Bantz, a beloved local drag queen and former fling of his. Before he left the complex, he made sure to Heil the fullbody painting of Ki-Great Leader Enoch, then air-kiss it gently on each cheek. His based black doorman held the door open for him politely, reminding him we should be grateful of President Trump's reanimated corpse's 69th year in office, and Joachim smiled, knowing he was lucky to live in a based modern Civnat Multicultural Ethnostate.

He continued on walking down the street, innocently smiling at every happy wholesome babe in ripped booty shorts that passed by. Man, it felt good to be him! He tapped this one, that one, the other one.. all in a weekend's work for a man of high moral caliber with regard for family values. Coming up near an alleyway, he saw a voluptuous silhouette.

Did I bang this one, too?

He thought to himself.

But lo!

As he got closer he realized!

This green-haired vixen in pantyhose was no woman that he'd seen before in his life. As he stood pondering this, and before he could ask her whether or not she wanted a drink, she'd already vanished.