This is not my story... this is a friends story... from here on out, this is not me speaking, this is her: Hello world! I hope you enjoy my story that was actually a school assignment that my language arts teacher assigned me. I am sorry that this is really bad authors note because it is my first time, so please enjoy!
This is Watson Baker typing now: She should write more often ; ) Enjoy!
Gir was a skilled, cheeseburger, eating, and alien, robot dog that always boasts about how many burgers he can eat in a minute. One day he went to a part of town he has never gone before so he can tell everyone how awesome he is.
When one of the villagers heard him he interrupted Gir and said "Wow! You must be talking about Zim."
Gir was confused "Zim?"
"Yea you know the little green kid about your height, 3ft." the villager responded.
Gir was mad, he thought he was the best so he said " No! I'm the best and if not he can do whatever he wants….but he can't cause I'm the best."
The next day Zim had known every thing and tracked Gir down and disguised as an ice cream man while spying on him. As he was staring at Gir he started walking up to Zim and asked, "Can I have a ice cream?"
Zim said, "Only if you say Zim is better than you and beware my advice is not to upset Zim or bad things will happen."
"Uh… Ok" said Gir "I'm not really afraid of him so I guess ill just make him upset and I assume he'll just want to challenge me".
Then Zim ripped off his disguise and Gir stared with confusion and said "So…I don't get my ice cream?"
Zim ignored Gir's question and said "I challenge you do you accept?"
"Okie dokie" Gir screamed.
The challenge was the next day and it was in a big arena and there were thousands of people. Gir and Zim were in the middle of it and the contest was how many cheeseburgers they can eat in 30minutes. There was about a million cheeseburgers in the arena. As they had their game face on some random person yelled "Ready…Set…Go!" and the race began.
Both of them were shoving 10 burgers in at once. After the first five minutes they wee both about the size of the arena and Zim was getting tired and couldn't swallow them whole anymore now he had to take two bites.
Zim was getting inpatient and pulled out a giant spatula and slipped it under Gir. When Zim flew Gir in the air he started to transform, Gir screamed "Mooooooo!" When Gir finally hit the ground he was a cow and Zim was now the best cheeseburger champion…or was he.
