A/N: My parents left me home alone for the day and...I know it's hard to believe but I had nothing to do the whole day so I decided to write this. This is a story in which Harry is speaking under the Imperius curse. It's completely crazy as it was off the top of his head. R&R

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter

Confessions of Harry Potter

10. When I was younger I used to steal scraps of food from Mrs Figg's cats because I liked the meaty chunks

09. I am in love with Professor Mcgonagol, not Ginny

08. Secretly I wish I was Voldemort because I think he rocks

07. When Voldemort wasn't looking I stole the elder wand from him and that is how I gained it's power

06. When I'm at home alone I put Britney Spears-Toxic on and dance around to it

05. I had a gay fantasy that included me and Dumbledore

04. When Dudley was on his diet, I used a spell on his food to make it even smaller just to see him give me a dirty look.

03. Ron's owl Pigwidgeon died when it came to deliver my birthday presents in our sixth year so I had to run down to Diagon Alley and buy him a new one

02. I slipped Guardyroots into Snapes breakfast this morning

01. I like Rhubarb