NOTE: Italics is George. Bold is Hermione. Regular font is Fred. Underline is Fred and George together.
Fred and George Weasley are hiding in a wardrobe from their older brother Percy. They've stolen his Head Boy badge yet again but little do they know that they aren't the only ones playing a little hide and seek…
"I think we've well and truly pissed him off this time Fred."
"Nah, he'll be ok once he's got his precious badge back."
"Maybe… hey remember when we charmed it and changed the-"
"HEY!"
"What?"
"Get your hand off my arse!"
"It's not on your arse, thank you very much! It's in my pocket!"
"Well I felt a hand on my-"
"Fred! Stop that!"
"Stop what?"
"Stroking my hair, I'm not a dog!"
"… Something's not right here..."
"Damn right it's not and will you stop with the hair stroking!"
"I'm not-"
"Hi guys!"
"What the hell…!"
"Who are you?"
"… you're an idiot… it's me!"
"Who's me?"
"You're Fred silly!"
"OH don't be stupid! Who's me as in who's you?"
"…"
"Hello?"
"…"
"Oi, where'd she go?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…………… behind you!"
"AHHH!"
"Alright, this is crazy! Who are you?"
"and what do you want?"
"I'm Hermione. I want you."
"…"
