Remus was sitting on the bench with Mellissa- she was sleeping. He pulled up the sheets closer to himself and moved closer to her and whispered sweet little nothings to her.

"Oh, my darling, I love you" he said looking up at a beautiful full moon. "How the light shines on your beatuful dermis- oh how i wish taht your optical receptors will oped to obtain information about this glorious night"he got off of the boat after kissing her on the cheek (but not her bumb- stfu danielle!1111!!!!1111!!!) and crossed the bridge before meeting Dubbledors (sp?). dubbledore said"you are very late young remis- what has happened?

"nothing" Lupin replied "exepct I was banging my bitch!!!111!!"

Dubbledore looked interested"Oh, was she good?"

"yeah"

"Well, we better go and see harry- I think voldemort just broke into his house tonight. i could sense him"

"WTF?" remus said "Harry is getting killed by lord vodermaort?"

"Don't say that bitches name!!!!111!!!

LOL! u said bitch you whore!lupin ROTFLOLed

Harry was screaming"leave me alone! I don't want you to rape me again!!!!!!" "But I want to" Voldermaort said with munger in his brown eyes. then all of a sudden, BANG, Reemis and dubbledore ran in scraming. Voldemort was quiverring and panicking on the floor "please don't beat teh shit out me"

"no u bitch- u deserve it for killing harries mum dad" said dubbledore, pulling out a 9mm pistol.

"Please, but, don't understand- I have post traumatic stress disorder!"

They stopped dead (well, it;s an expression, btw, my friends are stpid and need me to explain everything). They widened their optical receptiors and cochlears. harry's trachea stopped.

"You have what?" said Lupin

"yes, it's true- It's horrible"

Lupin cried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He didn't kno that he went throug so much in his life.BUT dubbndore spat at him "I don't fucking care if you are crazy! You need to be detroyed baitch!"

Lupin jumped in the way of abra kedabra from dubbledore, (but he had a miirror in his had so the spell hit the wall instead of liupin) and he passionately kissed voldemaort "thank you for understanding me"

What about mellissa? she stormed in and screamed "You FAGGOT! She jumped off the building" ARRRGGGGGJH! LUPIN WAS SO UPSET AND WENT TO HER FUNERAL TEH NEXT DAY AND SHE DIES.

ARAGORN WAS TEH PRIEST AND THEY WERE VERY SAID. THE EDND