A/N: Um...Well....Oh, let's just get this chapter over with. And enjoy! (Read EVERYTHING!)
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Chapter 1 (ACTION!)
Inuyasha: I can't believe I let you talk me into this. This is stupid.
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Don't be such an idiot, Kagome! You dragged me all the way out of the well just so they can put makeup all over my face, comb my hair, and give me a manicure?
Kagome: Well, what do you expect? You have to look your best in front of the camera, you know. After all, I need the money...
Inuyasha: I don't even get paid.
Kagome: Oh sure you do. You-.................
Inuyasha: Yes?
Director: Can we get filming here people? Um..It's almost show time.
Inuyasha: I still think this is stupid.
Kagome: Shut up and sit.
/BOOMMMMMM/
Director: Ok, so this is the very first episode. First impressions means everything! /says nicely/ Remember, everybody all over the world will be watching your every move.
Inuyasha: /gulp/
Director: So don't worry! Lights blinking in the back/
Director: James! Cut it out!!! Do you know how hard it is to train new directors-to-be?
Inuyasha: That ain't my problem.
James: But sir!
Director: I said CUT IT OUT!
James: If you say so...
lights continue blinking....then blackness
Director: IDIOT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT COST??
Miroku: Excuse me, when do I come in again?
Director: Not for another 3 weeks.
Miroku: Then why am I here? Unless......./glances over at the secretary/
Director: Please go home.
Director: OH DARN! IT'S TIME!! Remember: Once agian: First impressions means everything! Everybody will be watching and-
Kagome: Yeah yeah yeah.
Director: Ready! Take! ACTION!!
Kagome sees Inuyasha asleep by a tree.....eating a cookie. Kagome pretends nothing is wrong...walks over and got ready to tweak his ears.
Inuyasha: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Oh, yeah....(snore snore)
Director: Ok people! Let's fast forward a little bit....
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This is the point where Inuyasha tries to kill Kagome.
Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
/everybody winces and touches their ears/
Kagome: /nervous/ I said: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
/Kirara faints/
Kagome: Um..../hisses/ Where's Inuyasha??
James: /hisses back/ I don't know, just run around in a circle and keep screaming until he comes. I'm sure the people won't notice.
Kagome: Um..ok..but....
Inuyasha: Wha? aim iuy suppoisde to bejt onj? /eating a cookie/ Oh. Oops. Um.../pretends nothing's wrong/ I'M GONNA GET YOU AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE! DIE I TELL YOU!
Kagome: That's not your line!
Inuyasha: I'm a demon, stupid!!!
Director: Finally, they're in character!
Inuyasha: SHADDUP!! James walks in front of the camera on set
James: I'm sorry. I have to use the bathroom.
Then walks back the way he came with everybody's head turning to follow him
Director: CUT!! You guys are lousy actors!!!
Kagome: Thank you! Hm!
Inuyasha: He means you too!
Kagome: /Turns her head slowly towards Inuyasha with a death glare/ Excuse me?
Inuyasha: /says quickly/ Nothing.
Inuyasha runs into the bathroom where he bumps into James.
Inuyasha: That was perfect; thanks. /hands James a $10 dollar bill/
James: Anytime...anytime.....
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