The Best Minecraft Fanfiction, like Ever. Jerome's in it =)
It is 7:30pm. I am in the kitchen, eating desert: A Double Fudge Sunday, with sprinkles—that look like underwear for some reason, but actually they're sprinkles that are made to look like Australia, because Australia says so—and a blue cherry on top (It's blue because I'm writing this story). My parents are upstairs, farting because I wanted to put something in this that has no relevance to the plot.
Suddenly, I hear knocking at my front door. I open the door to see Jerome, wearing a pink Easter Bunny outfit with yellow polka dots. I am surprised, but I don't feel like expressing any emotion, because I didn't feel like it. Still, he was at my door and that's cool enough, I guess.
"Listen dude, I need to use your bathroom." Jerome says. "There is an evil lettuce that I have to poop out before it eats the universe."
The mere mention of the "Evil Lettuce" scares me, so I let him use my bathroom and he pooped it out. Jerome comes out of the bathroom and leaves.
I ask him if he wants to hang out at my place for a bit. He declines and leaves.
The next day, I am farting in my room. I am sad because Jerome didn't want to stay. I fart excessively, until I poop out broccoli. I am scared because this broccoli is evil and then it kills me. The next I know, I was magically transported to where Jerome was.
Jerome sees me and says "Oh, it's you. Hi."
I ask "I was killed by broccoli. How am I still alive?"
Jerome shrugs and we leave. He and I proceed to go to a party where there was over ten thousand bags of nachos. Mitch and Ryan were there as well, because I wanted to put them in the story. Also, Adam was there and he was swimming in the budder fountain, because he's SkyDoesMinecraft.
And we all lived happily ever after. But what about the broccoli? Eh, forget it...
