Long time no see! Didja miss me?
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Well thassokay. You still get a fic from me anyway. :D
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Sakura woke with a start,
sweating as her eyes opened wide.
"OHMIGOD! NOT NOW!" She loudly cried.
She held her round belly, and clenched her swollen toes.
"The baby is really coming this time you guys! NO JOKE!"
Her two best friends burst through the door, promptly freaking out.
"But why in the morning? AT FOUR?"
"SHUT UP DOBE! Help get her to the door!"
Naruto complied ; quite rapidly indeed, as he helped Sakura bend her swollen knees. Sasuke wrapped an arm around to keep her on her feet.
Naruto followed suit, reminding her to breath.
They hustled down the stairs, to find Sasuke's black car.
(10 minutes later)
"Why'd you park so damn far?!"
"The walk helps me burn a few carbs!"
Naruto knew Sasuke was quite serious, but focused on his pregnant friend, who was becoming quite delirious.
Still in their PJ's, they found Sasuke's Mercedes. 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds.
"We're gettin' there quick, baby."
Sasuke zoomed out of the garage, dangerously he did, barely dodging animals, street signs, and even a few kids.
They arrived at the hospital to find it was jam packed. Naruto then said,
"You must be kidding! This shit is wack!"
Sasuke inwardly agreed, although he would not say, then he saw a familiar nurse and asked:
"Where Tsunade?"
Shizune smiled ,blinked, and then quickly frowned.
"We've got to get her to a delivery room NOW."
Naruto and Sasuke were relieved, then panicked, as Sakura, this time, more intensely, began to breath.
"Get this baby out of me PLEASE!!"
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Soon after Sakura was dressed and laying in a bed. Tsunade came in.
"I need to touch the baby's head."
Then two males took that as their exit cue, when Sakura cried desperately;
"I can't do this without you!"
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They both stood at the top of Sakura's bed.
"Are you ready?"Asked Tsunade. "I'm about to touch the head."
Sakura stiffened, as two fingers dipped inside. Tsunade then frowned.
"That's ten centimeters alright."
"What?! What's that mean?" Said the curious three.
"That means no epidural." Tsunade said grimly.
"The pulling? The splitting? I'll feel all of those?! OH GOD. I've heard birth was like a watermelon through the nose!!"
"OH GOD." She said. "This seriously can't be." Then she thought of her husband.
"Just let me call Lee."
Naruto offered his cell, and Sakura called her hubby.
"Honey...right now, I'm having the baby."
"REALLY?! OH MY GOD! OH GOLLY GEE WOW! I ought to get to the hospital on the double! RIGHT NOW!"
Lee was excited, yet he forgets, that he's giving medical treatment to children...in Tibet.
"No no! Don't freak out Lee! Naruto and Sasuke are here, giving me everything I need."
Just then Tsunade burst in, with two nurses in tow.
"Alright people! Let's get this show on the road!"
"Lee...I gotta go..."Sakura said tearing up.
"HEY! Don't cry Sakura! I love you! And good luck!"
Lee hung up, and didn't freak like any other man; since he knew that his wife was in very good hands.
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Naruto and Sasuke then began to feel fear, when Tsunade told them both;
"Let me make myself clear: If you guys are staying, you'll need to wear the right gear."
The two were given paper dressings, and plastic head caps.
"Put these on."Tsunade said. "And then hurry back."
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Sasuke and Naruto were back in a flash, then Sakura said:
"Leave again, and I'll kick your ass."
Sakura began to breath, quite rapidly in fact-she was desperately praying for an epidural in her back.
Her two best friends, at the head of her bed, started to freak out more when Tsunade said:
"PUSH!!!"
And push Sakura did-her hardest in fact. Though, she could've sworn she heard the hand she was holding CRACK.
"I think my finger is broken..."
"NARUTO, THIS ISNT THE TIME TO BE JOKIN!"
Naruto winced, and Sakura screamed. Then curious Sasuke decided to take a look at Sakura's legs- in between. He promptly fainted. What a drama queen.
"The baby's crowning Sakura! One more push and it'll all be over!"
Sakura pushed her hardest ,screaming all the while, the stopped abruptly, when she heard her newborn child.
The baby was cleaned, and the cord was cut, then given to Sakura.
"No bush-brows! What luck!"
The baby was wrapped up, all cozy and cuddly, then Sasuke came to. His vision was fuzzy.
"Sasuke...I thought you'd left for some much needed bubbly."
"Oh no Sakura...He was just on the floor-layed out. With a case of bitch fever...a rather serious bout."
Then the baby wailed, and the baby screamed. Sakura then grimaced.
"Guess it's time to breastfeed."
She requested a blanket to cover her chest, then gave her new baby, a milk swollen breast.
The new mother winced, and quietly screamed.
"Oh my God this hurts! I can't wait to wean!"
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Naruto made sure to send pictures to Lee, with his cell phone of course, of his newborn baby.
Sakura's best friends, both sat on the bed, to watch the new baby, as she was being fed.
Sakura looked at a blonde, then black head. Happily, she wept, bowing her head.
"Lee isn't here, and that makes me sad, but you two are with me...and for that, I'm so glad...I'm so grateful, for all the things that you do...I don't say it enough, but, I love you two."
Sakura looked up, eyes a bit of a blur, to two other sets , just as blurry as hers.
"We love you too, just to let you know...cuz we sure wouldn't be doing this with Ten-Ten or Ino!"
Sasuke just nodded, face turning red, as he tried to make sure his man-tears remained unshed.
Thwarted were his plans to stay aloof, as his tears spilled out.
"It's okay ya big poof!"
Sasuke to Naruto a slap. From Naruto a fist. Sakura just sighed.
"Could anything be more right than this?"
"No...I think not." Her conscious did insist.
To see two grown men cry?
Well, there aren't many chances-but right here and now are under the best of circumstances.
