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All Hail The Creators of CB!! (By the way, I'm just a fan like all of you reading this fic.Author note:
Go easy, por favor. I've seen all CB episodes up to session 18 and I am still to see the rest. Besides, I didn't think I could pull off a humor fic. Okay, so once again, if you have a better title to replace this…one… Read the fic, review the fic, and write your idea with the review!!!!"Let's Make A Crazy Deal"
By Fantasy Cat
Chapter One
BANG BANG BANG! The Bebop shook slightly to the mysterious arrival of a craft on deck.
"Grab some guns, before I open the door!" Jet called out to his crazy bunch on the Bebop.
"Oh, oh. Edward get her stinky gas gun!"
"NO ED!!" Faye and Spike called out at once. It was unfortunately too late. Jet had already opened the front door and at that same moment Ed was unaware that they weren't really gonna fire their weapons unless necessary. The Bebop now stunk, even worse than an elephant's butt. Everybody, even Ein was gagging until their throats were sore. A few minutes later the gas clouds parted and it was revealed who was at the front door.
"VICIOUS?!! How did you find out where I was?!! Man, this must be some sort of crazy nightmare!" Spike's legs began to tremble. 'Good God' thought Spike. 'I hope that's not pee I'm feeling down my leg.'
"You've always been such a whiner Spike," grinned Vicious. "I didn't come here to see you, but now since I know you are here I'll be bringing you some special surprises later!"
"Edward love surprises!" (said Ed, obviously.)
"There's the one I've come to see." Vicious walked slowly towards his target.
"Faye? Don't tell me she owes you millions of wulongs too," quoted Jet.
"Nope, but I happened to have a proposition for you, Faye. I know you owe at the least 600 million in wulongs to people in and outside of your…circle. What would you say if I could make ALL of those debts…disappear."
"I say throw in a million more, and I'll kill Spike myself." She assumed that was what Vicious wanted and of course, she was only joking.
"OUCH! Faye!" Spike muttered.
"Heh, heh, heh," chuckled Vicious. "I was thinking like you and I could get married."
"WHAT!!! That's just sick! I ain't gonna marry you for all that its wort-" Faye froze in her protest. "There's more, isn't there?"
"I'm afraid so. My intelligence tells me that each and every one of you on this ship, including the dog have committed one to hundreds of felonies throughout the galaxy that will send each and every one of you to jail. If you don't marry me, I will send all of the reports to the ISSP before you can even stop me."
Jet went over to Faye. "Uh Faye, Vicious. Spike and I are gonna have a little talk about what we wan to do about this. It'll only be a minute." Spike followed Jet as they made their way into the bonsai tree room.
Spike hid an evil, but funny looking grin from everyone else.
A minute later. They came back. "Faye, we've come to a decision, and all I can say is," Spike let out a sigh. "I would love to come to the wedding, but your fiance and I have some things that I'd rather not settle."
"NOOOO!!! I don't believe this!! After all I've done for you?!!! You're gonna make me marry this guy?!!" Faye was really eye-popping at what was happening.
"You can take her away Vicious" Spike went to sit back on the couch to a cigarette.
"Let's go." Vicious grabbed Faye by the arms, but she was trying to attack Spike. "Where the hell's my damn bird?!!!"
Around the corner of the room, Birdy was being by Ein, who was being chased by Ed. Birdy flew out the door with Vicious as soon as he noticed that it was opened.
Faye was now kicking and screaming as she was pushed through the door. "NOOOO!!! Spike, you'll be sorry!!! I'll get you for this!!!!!!"
"Come back, Faye-Faye," Ed came slowly chasing after the struggling Faye. "Edward want to be flower girl!"
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"Hmm…do I or do I not regret what I did?" is what Spike will constantly ponder in Chapter Two.
