Bakura's guide to bullies and how to deal with them
By: Dogsrule
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did do you really think I'd be here writing this? Anyway here's the Fanfiction!!
Mortal, after having to listen to you constantly whine about being picked on by the supposed school bully I have decided to tell you what to do about them. Yes it is I ,the great thief king Bakura doing this. Make no mistake, I am not doing this to help you pathetic mortals only to get you all to SHUT UP about it, the only thing you need to get help for is how to defend yourselves from me! (Even though it's impossible). And also from ice cream, the brain freeze is extremely dangerous after 100 bowls, but mostly from me.
Anyway now you better listen up since I will now explain the kinds of bullies you can find and how to deal with them.
The kind that hurt you physically:
For all you idiotic mortals out there this kind of bully is the one that beats the crap out of you. And that's as simple as it gets for you. What you can do is:
Get a Millennium item and stick that sorry bastard in the shadow realm for all eternity.
Go take a class on how to fight and then beat him/her up.
Get a gun and or a pocket knife and carry it with you. Who cares if there are laws against it! And if the bully tries anything shoot and or stab them.
You can take the coward's way out and get a restraining order. Though I highly suggest getting 1-3. 1 being the best.
The kind that hurt you emotionally:
This is completely stupid but some have whined about being hurt emotionally. I'm not going to explain this one, if you that much of an idiot that you can figure it out too bad for you. For this one you can:
Find a deep dark secret that the bully has and exploit it every chance you get.
Beat up the bully and become the bully that beats people up physically yourself.
Once again the coward's way out, going to therapy. IF YOU DO NUMBER 3 THEN YOU HAVE LOST GOT IT!! IT'S NOT A GOOD THING YOU IDIOTS!!
That's all for now. If you people have anymore suggestions then review this Fanfic and ask me. Then I'll decide whether or not to answer. I most probably will to get you to shut up. And for those you who will flame this story, I DO NOT CARE!! You can burn in hell for all I care.
Also as one last suggestion one way that will help in all cases is to have a millennium item. Then the jerk can't do nothing about it and you will be in control. And I will be in control once I get all the millennium items and there's nothing you can do about it. And you will obey me!! Muahahaha!
Dogsrule: so yeah, that's all I'll put for now. And about the flames unlike the colorful way of saying what will happen to flames I really don't care about them. If you flame this story I'll ignore it. And please do try any of this at home. This is a professional psycho and not to be attempted by anybody else. Anyway… please review! See ya!
