Good Idea Bad Idea Harry Potter Style

By: Scitzo and Psyco {Scitzo is being chased by the Evil Lawyer Ninjas and an army of Evil Sea Monkey Ninja Mercenaries) Scitzo: I SWEAR I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!! The idea for the story in mine though!

GOOD IDEA: Studying for your potions test.

Harry: OK add one pint Wolfs bane to boiling water and.....................

BAD IDEA: Not studying for your potions test.

Neville: First, add Porcupine needles and then the Wolfs bane, or was it the other way around?

(BOOM!!)

AHHH! HELP ME!!!! MY EYEBROWS ARE ON FIRE!!

GOOD IDEA: Keeping an owl for a pet, your room.

Harry: All Right! I got mail from Ron and Hermione! Thanks Hedwig.

BAD IDEA: Keeping a Hippogriff as a pet in your room.

Harry: Hi Buckbeak........

OH MY GOD!

BUCKBEAK! WHY DID YOU EAT MY NEW SCHOOLBOOKS!

GOOD IDEA: Making friends with the smartest student in Hogwarts.

Ron: Hi Hermione you look nice today.

Hermione: Thanks Ron!

Ron: Hey Hermione! Do you think you could help me with that essay in potions?

Hermione: Sure thing!

BAD IDEA: Pissing off the smartest student in Hogwarts.

Draco: Hermione! You're just a filthy little mudblood!!

(PUNCH!!!)

Draco: OW! I think she broke my nose!

GOOD IDEA: Playing Quidditch.

Announcer: Harry Potter has caught the snitch! GRYFFINDOR WINS!!

BAD IDEA: Playing Quidditch in your house.

{At the Dursley house}

{Ding-dong]

Announcer: IT'S SLYTHERIN VS. GRYFFINDOR!

{BANG! CRASH!}

Vernon Dursley: HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: Please review!!