Title : The case of the Haunted Toilet

Auther : ps2princess2004

Rating : PG-13

Disclaimer : These characters aren't mine, they are Chris Carters :))

Summary : Mulder and Scully's next case involves a haunted toilet.



"FBI BUILDING"

Agent Dana Scully, strolled into the FBI Building late, on a Monday morning. She carried with her a coffee beverage that she bought from a gas station she stopped at. She ran to the elevater, and pushed the button while muttering for it to go faster. The elevater opened and she tore off down the hallway to their basement office. She jammed the key in the door and turned it, pushing the door open, to see Mulder sitting at his desk with a casefile.

"Forgot to set the alarm Scully?" Mulder teased with a smile. She just gave him a evil look and grumbled. "Sorry Scully. I was just kidding, honest." Scully looked over at Mulder, who gave her a apologetic look.

"Its ok Mulder, " Scully sighed and continued, "Its been a rough morning." He got up from his leather desk chair and gave her a hug.

"I know, I've had too many to count, " he said while he embraced her. After a couple of minutes, they stepped out of their embrace and sat back down. Mulder sat back in his leather chair while Scully took a seat in another leather chair at his desk. He then picked up the Casefile yet again to get another look through it.

"So tell me, whats it this time ? Monster in the lagoon ? or some type of alien syndrom thing ?"

"Well, From what the file say, it seems to be a Haunting, " Mulder told her.

"A Haunting ?" She Questioned him.

"Yep. Aparently in West Virginia, in a mansion bult long ago. Here's a picture of it." He handed it to Scully. Scully looked at it observed it. It was a beautiful masion with a lovely garden. The mansion was whitesh siverish color with a giant colorfull yard. And also in the picture was a lovely couple posing with smiles.

"Wow, this is the Mansion?" Mulder nodded. "It doesn't even look like your average haunted house."

"And what does your AVERAGE haunted house look like Scully?" Mulder teased.

"You know Mulder, Ugly, Dirty, and smelly. And paint comming of the walls with Spiders and other weird insects." Mulder rolled his eyes.

"And you think im the crazy one, " he said teasingly. She laughed histaricly with Mulder joining in. They laughed for over a minute and cleared there throats trying to get back to business.

"So what is supposively haunting this place ?" Scully asked

"Well I only got through half of the file so i don't really know yet." He flipped through two pages until it said what it was that was haunted.

"OH MY GOD !" Mulder blurted out while trying to hold back laughter.

"What ? What is it ?" She asked growing curious. He couldn't hold it back anymore and began laughing like crazy. Scully grabbed the file and looked to see what was so funny.

It read that only one thing in the house was haunted, THE ToILET.



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A/N : Hey there, I know its been a while sense i wrote anything. Ive been going through Clinical Depression and doing tons of projects. I'll work on Chapter 2 sometime Tomorrow :)

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