Where Art Thou, Rivendell

By: Cat (with inspiration from Wanda)

Rating: G

Feedback: If you feel so inclined as to encourage my insanity, who am I to stop you? *smirk*

Spoilers: Umm... no. *gives you weird look*

Archive: ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Meh... if you really want it for some whacked out reason, just ask first.

Summary: Do you SEE what happens when insane plot bunnies attack an even MORE insane author?! *shakes head* This is the result... it's not pretty.

Disclaimer: Hold on, lemme check. *looks about* Nope, not mine. All I own is my demented brain and overactive imagination....

Author's Notes: Meh... while trying to work on The Need of Many (actually a section written of TNOM was the spark that inspired this) and failing miserably, Aphy showed his face. Only he didn't show to help with TNOM, no... He just showed up for THIS thing and then took off again. Good for nothing muse... Anyway, I would like to dedicate this to Wanda for constantly putting up with (and feeding into) my insanity. And yes. I AM aware that it doesn't really rhyme. Or have a rhyme scheme of any kind. Or make any sense. It is a joke (meant mostly for Wanda's enjoyment) that I wrote in about 10 seconds. Gimme a break, people...

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Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell

Where art thou, Rivendell?

We have searched high, we have searched low

We've searched though heaven and through hell

And still we have not found you yet

We have begun to fear

That Sauron... or maybe Gandalf

Has made you disappear

Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell

Sweet haven we adore

We don't want to go to Lorien

Celeborn is such a bore Nor do we want to go to Mirkwood

No elf prince shall we find there

Cassia and Sio still have him captive

And they will not tell us where

Oh Rivendell, Oh Rivendell

Come back to us, we beg you

The fact that you've gone MIA

Has made as all quite sad and blue

We're praying for your swift return

We all find it very troubling

That since your disappearance

Cat's insanity has only been redoubling!

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Yeah... I know. *looks around for an excuse for this stupid thing* It's all Wanda's fault. She went to lunch nearly four hours ago and left me to my own devices... Don't you know how dangerous that is?!