Disclaimer: I thought of this at 3am while I was trying to fall asleep
while the A/C was making ruckus at my friend's house. Anyway, it's weird.
Enjoy, and please R&R. I don't own YYH or Herbal essences.
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Hiei woke up in a tree, getting ready to go down to the little stream that bent below him in all sorts of ways to make sure that his hair was it's natural spikiness before continuing on with his usual boring day, which usually includes death.
When he saw his reflection in the river he almost screamed as Kurama would (i.e. like a girl. . .). His hair was flat on top and sticking out sideways! If he had sat down, people could have used him as a coffee table. Hiei quickly found something to cover his head, and thinking that Yusuke or Kurama could fix it, fled to Kurama's house.
When he arrived, he opened the door, not bothering to knock. Hiei heard Suuichi's mom scream as he entered.
"Hn. Where's Kurama?" Hiei said, trying to calm her down and let her know that he was at least (semi) normal.
"W-w-well. . . h-h-he's upstairs in his room right now. Go on up and see him. I'm sure he's not doing anything of utter importance anyway," Kurama's mom replied, still a little shocked that some guy just barged in.
"Hn," Hiei acknowledged as he began to run up the stairs. He burst into Kurama's room. Just as his mom did, Kurama screamed as well. After looking at who had intruded into his room, he said, "Hiei! Don't do that to me!"
"Hn." Hiei took off the covering on his head. "Can you fix this, Kurama?"
"What in the seven hecks?" Kurama said, trying to keep it G. Kurama saw Hiei's hair, and didn't know what Hiei had done. It looked as though he had been sleeping on his head or something. "I don't know Hiei. Let me see what I can do." Kurama got up to go get his shampoo, hair gel, and all of the other Herbal Essences hair styling products that he owned.
"What the hell is that?" Hiei asked, looking that the flowers on the bottles of the shit Kurama was pulling out of the tiny bathroom.
"This is what I use on my hair all the time, Hiei. I just happen to have some gel that you can use. This should work, I hope." And with that, Kurama began to wrestle Hiei into sticking his head into the bathtub so Kurama could wash it. When that fiasco was over, Kurama made Hiei sit in a chair while he inspected the monstrosity from different angles.
"What the hell are you doing, Kurama?" Hiei asked as Kurama squatted down to see what Hiei's hair looked like from the underside. Without answering Hiei, he began to put Herbal Essences volumizing spray in Hiei's hair. He took a brush off of his vanity (A/N: I swear Kurama is a girl!) and began combing Hiei's hair upward as he put shitloads of gel in. Finally, he was done. Kurama stood back to admire his work. "There. That should do it!" He spun Hiei around to look in the mirror. Hiei was dumbstruck at how well Kurama had fixed his hair.
"Hn. Good job, Kurama. It seems as though you are good at this kind of thing," Hiei said with a slight smirk.
"Thank you, Hiei. I have become very good at keeping my own hair while trying to hide my tail," Kurama said with a flick of his hair.
"I'll be leaving now. See you around," Hiei said as he jumped out the window.
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Sorry it was so short. I have to go somewhere, but I will try to continue this. NEXT CHAPTER: Either Yusuke's bad hair day or Kurama's. You pick! (just put Kurama or Yusuke at the end of the review) R&R, I'm watching you. . . (holds gun up)
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Hiei woke up in a tree, getting ready to go down to the little stream that bent below him in all sorts of ways to make sure that his hair was it's natural spikiness before continuing on with his usual boring day, which usually includes death.
When he saw his reflection in the river he almost screamed as Kurama would (i.e. like a girl. . .). His hair was flat on top and sticking out sideways! If he had sat down, people could have used him as a coffee table. Hiei quickly found something to cover his head, and thinking that Yusuke or Kurama could fix it, fled to Kurama's house.
When he arrived, he opened the door, not bothering to knock. Hiei heard Suuichi's mom scream as he entered.
"Hn. Where's Kurama?" Hiei said, trying to calm her down and let her know that he was at least (semi) normal.
"W-w-well. . . h-h-he's upstairs in his room right now. Go on up and see him. I'm sure he's not doing anything of utter importance anyway," Kurama's mom replied, still a little shocked that some guy just barged in.
"Hn," Hiei acknowledged as he began to run up the stairs. He burst into Kurama's room. Just as his mom did, Kurama screamed as well. After looking at who had intruded into his room, he said, "Hiei! Don't do that to me!"
"Hn." Hiei took off the covering on his head. "Can you fix this, Kurama?"
"What in the seven hecks?" Kurama said, trying to keep it G. Kurama saw Hiei's hair, and didn't know what Hiei had done. It looked as though he had been sleeping on his head or something. "I don't know Hiei. Let me see what I can do." Kurama got up to go get his shampoo, hair gel, and all of the other Herbal Essences hair styling products that he owned.
"What the hell is that?" Hiei asked, looking that the flowers on the bottles of the shit Kurama was pulling out of the tiny bathroom.
"This is what I use on my hair all the time, Hiei. I just happen to have some gel that you can use. This should work, I hope." And with that, Kurama began to wrestle Hiei into sticking his head into the bathtub so Kurama could wash it. When that fiasco was over, Kurama made Hiei sit in a chair while he inspected the monstrosity from different angles.
"What the hell are you doing, Kurama?" Hiei asked as Kurama squatted down to see what Hiei's hair looked like from the underside. Without answering Hiei, he began to put Herbal Essences volumizing spray in Hiei's hair. He took a brush off of his vanity (A/N: I swear Kurama is a girl!) and began combing Hiei's hair upward as he put shitloads of gel in. Finally, he was done. Kurama stood back to admire his work. "There. That should do it!" He spun Hiei around to look in the mirror. Hiei was dumbstruck at how well Kurama had fixed his hair.
"Hn. Good job, Kurama. It seems as though you are good at this kind of thing," Hiei said with a slight smirk.
"Thank you, Hiei. I have become very good at keeping my own hair while trying to hide my tail," Kurama said with a flick of his hair.
"I'll be leaving now. See you around," Hiei said as he jumped out the window.
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Sorry it was so short. I have to go somewhere, but I will try to continue this. NEXT CHAPTER: Either Yusuke's bad hair day or Kurama's. You pick! (just put Kurama or Yusuke at the end of the review) R&R, I'm watching you. . . (holds gun up)
