HELLO EVERYBODY! Okay, I know I shouldn't be starting another fan fiction, but I just had this great idea! It came to me when I was searching Google images for random Fairy Tail photos, when suddenly, I saw one with all of the characters gender swapped! I was like 'OH MY FREAKING GOD! I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIED ABOUT THIS!' so the next day at school, I walked up to Eagleflame (that's obviously not her real name, BUT I DON'T SAY REAL NAMES ON HERE), and told her about the photo I saw. I was curious to see what the characters would do if they got gender swapped, SO I CREATED THIS FAN FICTION FOR THAT! Anyways, please enjoy the craziness of this story!


Lucy groaned, getting out of bed. She had just gotten back from one of her missions with Natsu and the others last night, and she was reluctant to get out of bed. Why did Natsu have to destroy the town? She thought gloomily, We had to pay for the damage with the reward money. Lucy sighed and stretched, she brushed her hair and teeth, touched up her face with some make-up, and started making breakfast. Mmm, smells good, she yawned and added some blueberries to the pancakes she was making. She was sprinkling some of the blueberries into her pancakes when suddenly;

"I smell pancakes!"

Lucy jumped and ended up spilling all of the berries into her pancake. She turned around and fixed the guy sitting on her bed an evil glare,

"NATSU!" she yelled, grabbing a pillow that just happened to be on the table next to her, and she chucked it at the salmon haired wizard. Natsu ducked just in time, the pillow ending up hitting Happy who was just climbing through the window. They both winced as Happy fell back out the window and landed with a thud on the ground below.

"You okay Buddy?" Natsu called, poking his head out of the window, Happy nodded and did a thumbs-up to Natsu.

"You have to calm down." Natsu sighed, leaning against the wall and kicking his sandals off on Lucy's bed. The blond fumed and stomped off to her (now burnt) pancakes.

"And you, have to learn to STOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!" Lucy growled, tossing the ruined pancakes in the trash, and grabbed her purse and a jacket.

"You're going outside in your pajamas?" Happy asked (he had just flown back into the window), he flopped down on Natsu's head and flicked his blue ear. Lucy looked down, only just realizing she was in her PJ's, she sighed and put her coat and purse down on her dresser. She grabbed her usual black skirt and cropped white T-shirt, and walked into her bathroom to change. Once she closed her door, Natsu stood up and walked over to Lucy's bathroom, he began to rummage through her fridge.

"Does she have any fish?" Happy called from his place on Lucy's bed. Natsu shook his head,

"Nope! But, wait, why does she have a book in her fridge?" Natsu grabbed the old leather book sitting in the back of the blonde's fridge. "Wonder what this is..." He murmured, sitting down on Lucy's bed. Happy took one look at the book and felt his fur puff out slightly in fear.

"Natsu, I don't like the feeling I'm getting from the book..." Happy mumbled. Natsu chuckled and ruffled his best friend's fur,

"Don't worry, if this book is haunted or something like that, I'll just take it to Levy or Lucy!" He smiled one of his signature grins and opened up the book. Inside was filled with... pictures? There where some captions underneath the photos, but those didn't interest the two boys, what really interested them was the words shining in gold. They read: fi uyo ysa itsh lples gitrh uyo etg a zerpi fi uyo ysa ti leysfla uyo tge hte psitpooe.

"Fi uyo ysa... itsh...lples... gitrh... uyo... etg... a zerpi?... fi uyo... ysa ti leysfla... uyo tge... hte psitpooe?" Natsu recited, thoroughly confused by the time he finished saying the golden writing.

"Natsu!" Lucy threw open the door to the bathroom, a ponytail around her wrist and her belt still on the counter in the bathroom. "Give me that!" she scolded, grabbing the book from his hands, but she made the mistake of slapping it across his left shoulder. As soon as the book touched his Fairy Tail mark, there was a flash of white light, then all three of the guild mates blacked out in Lucy's bedroom.


SLIGHT CLIFFHANGER! I know, this sucked, but it will get better! I hope. Anyways, read-

Happy: Review!

What the crap?! When did you get here?!

Lucy: We just arrived.

Okay, I am to confused, so I am going to end this chapter!

Natsu: But we didn't finish!

*groans* FIIIIINE!

Lucy: Read!

Happy: Review!

Natsu: Follow!

Gajeel: Favorite.

When did Gajeel- never mind. Anyways, laters!