I love Bevis and Butthead and Yu Yu Hakusho...sadly I own...NONE OF THEM...

My Yu Yu Hakusho Fanfiction... MEOW!

I love Hiei!!

Chapter 1: Oh My God...

Everyone was at Yusuke's house the night before and they had a movie fest... the soap fights, drawing on people, popcorn throwing and all. They crashed at his house and when they woke up in the morning they all got in the kitchen to see what Atsuko had cooked. There was tea, oj, eggs, bacon, sausage, and ham. Atsuko was semi sober so the food was good. As for the drinks however. Atsuko loaded the tea with SUGAR and vodka. Oh my God... Kurama being half human could handle it, but Yukina, Hiei, and Botan however.... Anyway, they all finished breakfast and were heading out on the bikes. Yusuke drove and Kurama and Hiei jumped on in time, they left stupid, uh I mean Kuwabara behind. Hiei was yelling at Yusuke to floor it and ditch him. Anyway, Yukina drove the other bike, Botan and Shizuru made it on but Kayko was left behind.Kayko and Kuwabara had to drive the slow bike. By the time they got to the mall the effects of the sugar had started kicking in for Hiei and Yukina. Nobody could tell that it was hitting Botan though because she is always hyper.

Hiei and Yukina were twitching really bad. Then they went berserk and foam started coming out of their mouths. They dropped their bags and ran around with their shirts halfway on their heads and started screaming "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!!? SWEET SNOW SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!!!" Botan later joined the crazy rampage. Botan flew threw windows on her oar trying to get more sugar, Hiei and Yukina were braking everything. They all found a bar...oh god... Yukina and Botan were at the dessert isles jumping on tables and eating other peoples sugary goodies. Hiei on the other hand found had found himself what we call a keg. He didn't know what in the seven hells it was but it was good. Yusuke and Kurama were attempting to find them when they looked to their right and saw people flooding out of the doors like they were under attack or something. "Oh no, what are they doing?!" Kurama and Yusuke yelled. They walked through the doors and screamed at the three hyper culprits.They all looked at them bug eyed, and Botan slammed herself through the wall and out of the mall. Yukina and Hiei jumped out of the window.

Kurama and Yusuke gave up their search and went back to Yusuke's house. Yusuke fell asleep and Kurama was bored so he turned on tv. Yukina and Botan were causing big time trouble at a Ladies Bar. 'It seems that they are starting fights with everyone there! I have to do something!' Kurama thought. The only way he could get in there is to...aw man this is just wrong!!! He flipped the channel and saw Hiei throwing people out of stores. "YUSUKE!!!" Kurama yelled, "GO STOP HIEI AND I'LL GET THE GIRLS!" With that all said Kurama ran into Atsuko's room and put one of her dresses on and some make-up. He drove Atsuko's crappy car and went to the bar.

okay!! chapter 1 is done!

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I know this story sucks but please be nice

Sango Jaganshi