Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or the Simpsons. If I did they would be more insane. I also do not own anything by Paul McCartney.


"No! We have to get back to the castle first!" Donald shouted, at Sora.

"But I want to get back to Hallow Bastion!" Sora (Kingdom Hearts II outfit) countered with a complaint.

"I don't care what you want!" Donald shouted again.

The well-known trio of Sora, Donald, and Goofy were in the gummi ship with Goofy as the current pilot. They were on their way too… well they still needed to figure that much out.

"But we haven't seen Leon and the others in forever!" Sora continued his complaining.

"Err… feller's I'm trying to steer the ship here, ah- hyuck. And if you could stop arguing for-"

"Quiet Goofy!" Donald snapped at his long-time friend. "Sora, you just made friends with some kind of bear! You don't need to see any more of your friends right now!"

"His name is Baloo! And we haven't seen everyone at Hallow Bastion in forever!" Sora continued his complaining still.

"I don't care!" Donald stated, definitely angry now.

"That's it!" Sora got up from his seat and started marching in Donald's direction waving his arms all over the place, unknowingly hitting Goofy in the back of the head a bit too hard.

Before Sora could get a hit at Donald however, the gummi ship went into a nose dive in the direction of a yet to be explored planet.

Sora fell off the floor and onto the front window (miracle the window didn't break). Donald was able to stay in his seat by some miracle. Goofy was out cold with his head on the steering wheel, causing the ship's nose dive to the unknown planet.

Donald was now the only conscious of the three. Since Sora was knocked out by the impact from hitting the window. Donald was screaming his head off while hugging his seat for dear life, as the gummi ship neared ground.

A loud boom followed and the gummi ship somehow remained… mostly intact.

It didn't take long for Donald to find a way out and started running around the crashed gummi ship screaming.

After a few minutes Sora and Goofy crawled out and watched Donald until they heard some kind of alarm going off. Soon a black and white car with flashing red, white, and blue lights on its roof.

Donald ran off into the nearest alleyway immediately, soon followed by the slightly unstable walking of Sora and Goofy whom were recovering still.

"Am I the only one lost here?" Sora finally asked as he returned to his definition of normal.

"What happened Donald? Ah-hyuck." Goofy asked rubbing the back of his head wondering why it hurt so much.

"You went unconscious and crashed the ship!" Donald yelled angrily.

"Why was I unconscious ah-hyuck?" Goofy asked confused.

It suddenly clicked in Sora's mind. So that's what that feels like! He thought proudly. "Where did we crash anyways?"

All three were quiet and didn't notice the people surrounding the crashed gummi ship in the middle of a street.

"Everyone back away from the UFO!" An amplified nasally voice shouted. It was a fat man with curly blue hair and a navy blue uniform.

The trio looked and realized they had left the gummi ship crashed in the middle of the street. Now there was a bunch of people around it and vehicles with flashing lights.

"I repeat back away from the UFO! The government is on the way!" The fat blue haired man said again through a megaphone.

Suddenly several people ran away from the crowd while a few others backed away uncertainly. Then there were the dimwits who stood there making stupid assumptions.

"Uh-oh…." Was all that came out of Donald's bill.

"Err… maybe we should get out of here fellers' ah-hyuck." Goofy suggested nervously.

"That may be your best suggestion yet Goofy." Sora said already running for it, Donald and Goofy soon to follow.

They ran for a while, passing shops, parked cars, and passing cars until they came to a stop outside of some place called Moe's Tavern.

"Now what? We can't get out of here without the gummi ship and we have no idea where we are." Sora said not entirely sure what to do now.

"Sora did you actually put that all together yourself?" Donald asked amazed by the sudden brain surge Sora was having.

"Yes, yes I did." Sora said proudly putting his right hand over his heart.

"I think something's wrong with this world ah-hyuck." Goofy stated uncertainly looking around at the hardly lit street.

"What was your first clue Sora's newfound brain power or the fact people here seem to have yellow skin?" Donald snapped at Goofy annoyed.

Before Goofy could respond some kind of shouted song was being sung inside the tavern.

"Ebony and Ivory!" An obnoxious drunkenly loud voice sang or shouted… or both.

"Together in perfect harmony!" Another obnoxious drunkenly loud voice sang.

"Side by side on my piano keyboard!" Both voices sang this time.

And then the sources came out of the tavern, two men who were obviously drunk. One was fat, and bald except for a few hairs on his head wearing a white shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. His arm was around the second guy which came as a shock to the trio. For the fat man's arm was around Xaldin, complete with black Organization XIII cloak. And Xaldin looked just as drunk as the fat man.

The fat man burped then asked Xaldin, "so who's driving you or me?"

"Dude I don't know how to drive." Xaldin hiccupped.

"It's easy I'll teach ya buddy." The fat man said who seemed to be leaning on Xaldin for support.

"Really Homer?" Xaldin asked in a drunken surprise.

"Yeah, it's easy!" The fat man apparently known as Homer exclaimed.

"Xaldin!" Sora, Donald and Goofy exclaimed after initial shock.

"Oh hey… you're that pipsqueak with that key thingy right?" Xaldin asked only kinda recognizing Sora.

Sora's right eye visibly twitched. "What are you doing here? And how are you alive? You're supposed to be dead… or nothing… I'm still a little foggy on that, and my brain is actually working now."

"Who said I died? Just like everyone else I merely made it look like it. And I've been in Springfield since last time we met." Xaldin stated in a drunken tone not realizing what he'd just said.

"Wait… you mean… the rest of the Organization is on this world too?" Sora demanded on alert, his brain definitely helping with that now.

"Well where else would we go? This is our back up world after all." Xaldin said undoubtedly drunk now.

"Xaldin c'mon my wife's making boogers tonight." Homer said, probably meaning burgers, but who knew, maybe his wife's cooking was just that bad… or good. Depends on how much you like boogers I suppose.

"In a moment Homey, go wait in the car." Xaldin said waving Homer off.

"Fine." Homer said and stumbled off to the front passenger seat in a pink car.

"What is this world?" Sora asked, it was his main priority. Wow, my brain starts working and I suddenly have priorities! Sora thought proudly.

"It's Springfield! Where else?" Xaldin exclaimed, it would be a miracle if he wasn't gonna get a good slapping later.

"Where's the rest of the Organization if you're here?" Sora asked wondering what havoc the Organization might be causing in this world.

"Uh… Mansex said something about a Quimby…. Axey said something about a department…. Xiggy said something bout youth…. Luxbux mentioned something about a game…. Lexy didn't say…. Bitchene said something about in-fu-ene…. Xaldy went to get a drink at Moe's…. Demy said something 'bout a party with a Stu….Legolas ran off into the woods…. Zexy went to the book place thingy…. Marly said something about blue hair…. Vex said something about nuclear…." Xaldin was counting off his fingers and seemed to get stuck on something, too bad Sora didn't notice.

"… Well none of it sounds bad I suppose." Sora admitted aloud not realizing Xaldin didn't finish.

There was a loud car honk from a pink car where Homer had gone. "Hurry Xaldy!"

"Coming Homey!" Xaldin shouted back and ran off to the driver's seat of the car.

"Err… now what fellers' ah-hyuck?" Goofy asked Donald and Sora.

"Dunno. Walk around I guess." Sora said with a shrug and started walking down the street, ignorant of the sidewalk and walking around the corner.

Goofy and Donald didn't argue and followed, also ignorant of the sidewalk.


Meanwhile with Xaldin and Homer….

"Okay, now just make a right around this corner then we can really start." Homer said, obviously still drunk.

"Okay." Xaldin said, hit the gas and turned the wheel to the right quickly, amazingly making the turn without hitting anything. It was after the turn though when he hit Goofy who was like a giant bug on a windshield, still alive amazingly.

Xaldin simply turned on the windshield wipers and kept driving, neither he nor Homer noticing when Goofy finally got off the windshield.


Zexion's Psychiatric center!

"Xaldin… what are you doing at my psychiatric center?" Zexion asked the next day.

"The po-po said I have been drinking too much." Xaldin then proceeded to hiccup.

"Like that's new." Zexion grumbled doodling on a clipboard.

"What're you drawing?" Xaldin asked apparently still drunk… or maybe he simply had a drink hourly or something.

"Wind." Zexion said without looking up.

"Why?" Xaldin asked confused.

"It's too complicated for a drunk like you to understand." Zexion explained simply, still not looking up.

"How do you draw wind?" Xaldin asked curiously.

"What do you mean?" Zexion asked, still not looking up.

"Well it's not like you can see the wind unless you're high or something." Xaldin sort of explained.

"Who's says I can't?" Zexion said still focused on drawing wind.

Xaldin shrugged.

"Exactly." Zexion said, on his clipboard, which was rather large, he had drawn wind under a column that said: needs professional. "Well I think we're done here." With that Zexion got up and left.

Xaldin had a blank expression on his face and didn't move.


Well here it is The first chapter of Kingdom Hearts meeting the Simpsons.