NEW BEGINNINGS

Hell. That's the only word that could describe Naruto's first day at his third new school since his parents had to move due to an attack on the village he had lived at. All the kids and teachers had hated him except for that guys whose name was something to do with dolphins... and this one weird shy girl with the weird eyes who would just blush and faint every time she saw him and had caught her multiple times trying to stalk him during lunch…

On the first day of kindie he did nearly get stabbed by a large flying pair of scissors until an incredibly fit kid in green spandex kicked it out of the air.

"TenTen!" Exclaimed the boy in green spandex "Mr Umino has told you many times to not run with scissors!" "But Leeeeeeee…."

Whilst this was happening Naruto had slowly backed into an unknowingly sleeping child "ZZZzzzZZZzz..But Kaa-san I don't wanna go to that twoublesome school… zZZZzzzZZZ"
Sleep-talked the slender, sleeping student. Not wanting to wake him Naruto took his left foot off of his pillow while the sleeping child barely moaned a "twoublesome"

Seeing another unconscious form next to the the thin child there was the a rather "big boned" child with four empty bags of chips and a large puddle of drool next to him, not wanting to step on another unconscious child today naruto went to the right of him, which as he so conveniently forgot was a large puddle of drool, and (being the mean author I am) he slipped on and slid right into an awaiting brooding emo king and smooched him right on the lips for around five seconds until the gears inside the uzumaki and uchiha clicked realising that there were multiple girls in the room who envied the yellow hair boy, yet also despised him for stealing away their Sasuke-kun's first kiss.

That's when a certain pink haired banshee with murder in her eyes a blond uzumaki's windpipe in her left hand drew her right hand back until…
"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU GAKIS" Shouted a certain Chuunin with a scar across the bridge of his nose.

"I'll get you one day you baka, Shannaro!" Screeched the pink haired she-demon
'Arigato Kami and whoever else is up there controlling this right now.' Prayed Naruto
"Roll call; Aburame? Present. Akimichi? Here Sensei! Haruno? Here sensei! Hyuuga? H-here Sensei. Inuzuka? Yo Sensei! Nara?... NARA! Here sensei… Uchiha? Hn. Uzumaki? Here sensei!
Yamanaka? Here Sensei!"

"Alright then, I guess we can begin…"