25 things Emmett can't do involving Edwards piano

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25.) Attempt to play chopsticks on it.

24.) Sit on it.

23.) Sing you're just too good to be true on it.

22.)...while wearing a sparkly dress.

21.)...and a wig.

20.)...while Jasper attempts to play it

19.)...and Rosalie attempts to pull him off

18.)Be anywhere near it with Rosalie.

17.) Tell Bella that it was Edwards's girlfriend before her.

16.)...and that its name is Tanya.

15.) Tell Jasper to take it apart because Alice is hiding his Christmas present there.

14.) Spray-paint it pink and gold

13.)...and then bejewel it

12.)Put it on the roof

11.)...and attempt to play piano man

10.)...while in an Elvis costume

9.)...and then sing hound dog

8.)...while standing on top of it.

7.) Sing with Rosalie you're the one that I want on top of it.

6.)...and the tell Edward that they weren't doing anything when he finds them making out.

5.) Sing lovefool with Alice.

4.)...and tell Edward that it's Alice not Rosalie and he should calm down.

3.) Try to clean it with with deer blood

2.)...and explain that it's supposed to make it shine.

1.) Tell Edward that Alice saw that a bomb was in it and that it must be destroyed

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