Pac-Man Gives Donald Trump Head, by Dickfart
"Should one of us tell him?" whispered pink ghost to orange ghost and aqua ghost. What they were witnessing was Pac-Man gobbling on carbon clones of Donald Trump's penis. They look like little white dots to the naked eye, but the Pac-Man ghosts know otherwise.
"Why, he would die of humiliation if one of us told him!" said aqua ghost. Then she grinned. "Let's do it."
"Let's do what?" red ghost asked.
"Red!" said Pink, Orange, and Aqua in a 90's sort of way. Then a laugh track played. They had to catch Pac-Man before he gobbled up all the dicks.
The End
