Author's note: I thought it might be interesting to think about what the VK characters would do if they found out people were writing naughty things about them. I don't own Vampire Knight at all.
When Vampire Knight Finds
On an annoyingly bright Tuesday afternoon Aido found he couldn't sleep. So he pulled out the laptop Kain had given him in hopes of stopping his cousin from annoying everyone quite so much (not like Aido knew that of course) and opened the internet. While searching random websites, Aido came across a website called ""
Aido being himself saw the word "fan" and decided to see what it was all about. So he clicked the button, having no clue whatsoever that this was going to cause a wild rampage of the Cross Academy. He saw Anime/manga and thought of Ichijou. Aido scrolled down the page of various titles until he saw something called Vampire Knights. He was a vampire. And knights were cool so why not? We can all imagine the playboy vampire's pleasure when he saw his name on one of the first stories which he supposed they must be. Ignoring the summary, rating, yaoi warning and the aidoxzero, he opened the story. Big mistake.
Aido read the story and hit the back button after the first paragraph. That was by far the most disgusting thing he'd ever read in his long, long, long life. Yet it was so grotesquely fascinating, it was almost impossible to stop. But this was Kiryuu they were putting him with so….
He continued to scroll down and saw, to his utter amazement and horror, the names of everyone he knew in multiple stories from calm and normal stories that Aido was able to read to the most perverted ones. If they weren't about him they were fine but if it involved the blonde vampire in any way at all, he had to go back.
That was about when he realized he could check for names. Some of the stories really were funny to the site's credit.
Suddenly Aido noticed that there was a disclaimer on some, saying that they didn't own Vampire Knight or any of its characters. Could they be saying that they didn't own…him?
Well, of course they don't own me, Aido thought, slightly annoyed. Who could he show that would understand?
Kain would get it. After all he was on this strange website, too. Aido picked up the laptop and walked over to his sleeping cousin then began poking him until he woke up.
"What?" Kain growled irritably.
"Kain you have to look at this website!" Aido whispered urgently. Kain rolled his eyes.
"Are you sure it can't wait until later?"
Aido grinned. He had an idea. "This website somehow knows that you got a thing for Ruka," Aido said mischievously.
Kain sat up immediately. "Show me!" he ordered. Aido gave his cousin a quick explanation and handed over the laptop.
"So what do we do?" asked Aido when he got the laptop back. Kain thought for a minute.
"We can't tell Kaname-sama no matter what," he said decisively.
"Why not?"
"Did you not look at all the ones that involved him and Kiryuu?"
"Oh. He'd be really pissed, wouldn't he?" Aido realized. Kain nodded gravely. "Then who can we tell?"
Again Kain seemed to think. "Everyone else," he said finally.
"Who first?" asked Aido.
Oddly enough Kain turned red. "Shiki and Ichijou," he said quickly. Kain doesn't blush. Unless it's about—oh.
Aido laughed. "You just don't want to show Ruka!" he guessed. Kain glared at him looking lethal. Aido stopped laughing quickly.
"Let's just go," Kain said looking away from Aido who resisted the urge to laugh again, for fear of his face. And so they set off to Shiki and Ichijou's room, Aido carrying the laptop, which seemed to be getting heavier and heavier by the second.
When they finally reached the room, Kain knocked softly on the door which a very disgruntled looking Shiki answered.
"What?" he asked sounding similar to Kain when he woke up. Aido and Kain looked at each other trying to best figure out how to explain. Shiki could see that this was going to take awhile so he stood back to let the cousins in. The noise woke up Ichijou who was sitting up staring for an explanation.
Aido figured he might as well get it out. "Iwazserchindissiteanifundarelewerdonedathadusinitanmenakandotweshudshowu," he mumbled out as fast as he could.
"Our language please," Shiki said tonelessly.
Kain translated the best he could. "Aido found a website with all of us in it and it has slightly disturbing parts to it so we thought we should show it to you," he said. That made much more sense. Shiki walked over.
"Let's see it then," he sighed. It was Aido so it couldn't be that bad. Apparently it could. Aido clicked on the first story he could find with Shiki and Rima both in it.
Ichijou, Shiki, Kain and Aido all read it to themselves until Shiki let out a little groan and pleaded, "Get rid of it Aido, please get rid of it." Shiki looked ready to pass out so Aido showed some uncharacteristic sympathy and clicked back. Shiki sunk to the ground with his eyes tightly closed, begging the mental images the graphic story had formed to go away.
"Wow Shiki, you and Rima?" Ichijou said appreciatively. This was giving him some new ideas of putting the two together, a subject he'd supposedly dropped to weeks prior.
"We never did anything like that!" Shiki said defensively. Aido snickered and turned the laptop around, showing another story, this time with Shiki and Ichijou.
"So did you do anything like this with Ichijou?" he asked slyly.
This time Shiki really did faint only to be smacked awake by Kain.
"No one else can ever find out about this website," Shiki gasped, having the feeling that chaos would erupt should it be discovered. Everyone in the room nodded feverishly. If Shiki was showing a reaction to this than no one wanted to find out what Kaname-sama would do. Or Rima. Or Ruka. Or anyone else for the matter.
"What's it called?" asked Ichijou. Aido looked at the name.
"" he read. They had no clue that outside the door, Rima and Ruka were listening closely. Ruka forced herself to memorize the name.
"Let's go check out that website," Rima said. If Shiki and the others could know, so would she and Ruka. Probably not Kaname-sama though.
So what's gona happen when Rima and Ruka check out this site? We'll find out next time READ AND REVIEW!! Please?
