Chapter 1: Girls Choise

Chapter 1: Girls Choise?

Elphaba Thropp walked out the door of her history class and oddly enough, the usually crowded halls were empty. It was silent, dead silent. Did I miss something here?! Where the heck is everyone?! She thought feeling very alarmed by deserted halls. The green girl stood on the tips of her toes and looked down the hall one way and then the other. Not a sole in sight. She couldn't understand where everyone had gone so fast. That is until she turned the corner.

Elphaba stopped dead in her tracks as she gazed bewilderedly around the massive mob hovering over the bulletin board. "EEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!" All she saw was a quick blur of pink stampeding straight toward her. Then before the poor, helpless victim was able to register what was going on, she was held in a bone-crushing, vice grip of a hug by her Barbie-like roommate.

"ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!! Elphie! Isn't it just the awsomest?!" The small blonde squealed so loud that Elphaba was pretty sure her ears were bleeding.

"Ummm… ow… Galinda, what are you talking about?" Said the utterly frightened and half-deaf green girl. A look of sheer terror crossed Galinda's face. "Elphie! You mean you haven't heard the good news?!"

Getting hopeful Elphaba asked, "What did Horrible Morrible get fired?"

"Nope! Better!"

AU: Sigh I wish!

Ignoring the authoress and getting even more excited, "Did Avaric fall into a well?!"

AU: Man! I REALLY Wish!

Then Avaric yelled, "Hey! I'm right here you know!"

The authoress rolled her eyes at the stupid, arrogant boar, "So what? Your point?"

Avaric gawked at the authoress's rudeness, "My point is that you just insulted me right in my presence!"

The authoress rolled her eyes even more exasperated than before and remarked with sarcasm dripping off her words, "Oh my gosh! For once in your life your being treated like the filthy swine you are!"

Avaric gasped and then Elphaba butted in, "Hey! Both of you cut it out!"

Avaric smirked and spat, "Shut up, Artichoke!"

The authoress came to Elphaba's aid and yelled, "Oh, Avaric, you're just jealous because even Galinda is manlier than you will ever be!"

Suddenly a whole bunch of "ooo"s and "dis"es came from the surrounding crowd. But then Pfannee jumped up and said, "At least he's not a Fiyeraba lover! Me and Fiyero deserve each other! He doesn't need that Artichoke!"

Then Elphaba, the authoress, about 50 other Fiyeraba fans and some random people who appeared out of nowhere who hate Avaric and like to see him in pain all chased Pfannee and a screaming (like a girl of coarse) Avaric around with a variety of sharp pointy objects.

About twenty minuets later they returned to the situation at hand. Galinda looked at Elphaba and exclaimed, "We're having Sadie Hawkins's dance at the Ozdust next Saturday!!"

Elphaba's eyes grew as large as dinner plates and she gasped, "OH MY GOD! THE HORROR!! Wait, what is a Sadie Hawkins's dance?"

Galinda laughed and said, "It's a girl's choise dance silly!"

"Girl's choise?" asked a very confused and almost hysterical Elphaba.

She simply laughed again and said, "Girls ask the guys! And you know what the best part is? IT'S REQUIRED!!"

With that laughed with no humor and then fell to the ground in a very unlady-like faint.