Vampire Maleka here, this is a new series that I am starting and I really hope it works out. As far as Senior Year is concerned, I am going to re-write it and get it back on track. In the mean time this series hit me one day as I was driving. What if Tsukune after reading a detective novel, had a dream in which he himself was a private detective? Well that is what this series is all about. So set back and here we go with "Aono Tsukune: Youkai Private-Eye." I do not own Rosario+Vampire.
"Aono Tsukune: "Youkai Private-Eye."Cast of Characters:
Aono Tsukune...Lance Alexander...Private-Eye/Vampire.
Inner Moka ...Ellen Alexander...Private-Eye/Vampire.
Outer Moka ...Missy Cassidy...Actress/Vampire.
Kuruno Kurumu...Donna Moore...Actress/Succubus.
Shirayuki Mizore...Kristen Bradshaw...Homicide Detective/Snow woman.
Ruby...Carla Pleasure...Madam/Witch/Informant.
Sendou Yukari...Susan Marsh...Magician/Witch/Informant.
Gin Senpai...Max Flash...Reporter/Werewolf.
Shuzen Kocoa... Victoria Vanhauser...Homicide Detective/Vampire/
Ellen's baby sister.
Board-Chairman Mikogami...Greg Frost...Chief of Police.
Bus Driver...Captain Rick Nelson...Captain of 6th precinct.
Nekonome Sensei...Rita Rose...Movie Critic/Informant.
Morgan James...Stone Ramirez...Rouge Vampire.
Aono Tsukune: "Youkai Private-Eye." Chapter 1: "A Vampire + A Youkai Detective."
Tsukune closed the novel and set it on his nightstand next to his bed and sighed out loud to himself. "It would be cool too be a private eye like Lance Alexander." In the novel he read called "Lance Alexander and the Case of the Missing Crown" Tsukune was mesmerized by the American P.I. as he investigated cases in 1950's Los Angeles, California U.S.A., there was intrigue, danger, and girls, all the things to make a seventeen year old boy dream. He never read those kind of stories before, that was until Gin Senpai had mentioned to him that learning too be a good investigating reporter one must first learn how to investigate, and then handed the book to Tsukune.
At first he didn't read it, until he had time on his hands in the hospital recouping from the injuries he suffered from Inner Moka when he had become a ghoul. That was when he began to read, and as he read, he found the story exciting, and he read the book as often as he could. So much so that he asked Gin Senpai where he could buy more books about the character Lance Alexander. He bought several novels and the one he had now finished was the last book in the series, which also disappointed him too no end. He laid back on his bed and felt sleep coming in on him, and soon he was sleeping until. . . . . .
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Tsukune jumped back onto the side walk as a 1953 Chevrolet honked, startling him that he almost got run over. He was confused for a moment as he looked around trying to make sense of what was going on. It was night and yet there were thousands of people milling about going to restaurants and night clubs. "Where am I?" he asked himself as he could not place his surroundings, just as a woman walked up too him and spoke, "You just going too stand there looking stupid, or are we going back to the office?" He turned to face the woman who spoke to him, and gasped. Standing before him was Inner Moka dressed in a pin stripped suit jacket with a matching skirt that hung just below her knees, and she was also wearing a Fedora hat. Her long silver hair was gone, cut shoulder length, which also added to his confusion.
"Moka-san?" Tsukune inquired. "Huh?" the Moka look-a-like responded, confused herself at being called that name. "What did you just call me?" then she shook her head in disgust and then responded, "My name is Ellen, and I wish you would stop your drinking Lance so you can remember the name of your wife and partner." "WIFE, PARTNER, LANCE, ME?" he exclaimed in shock, which made the woman look more confused. "Uh yes, at least that is what both our marriage and detective licenses say."
Tsukune placed his right hand to his forehead and began to squeeze then let his hand rub down too his face then back too his side. "Detective?" he exclaimed again. Then the woman slapped him, and turned away from him, "I am really trying Lance." she said as her voice trembled with emotion. "I joined you because I wanted to save our marriage, but I guess that was stupid of me also." "I'm sorry Mo..I mean Ellen." he responded as he found himself embracing her from the back, "I don't know what came over me sweetheart, but I am starting to feel like myself again. Please forgive me?" The confusion was gone, and now he fit into this reality as if he had always been there, as if he had always been this Lance Alexander. "Let's go back to the office okay?"
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When they returned to the office, there was a note taped to the door, Tsukune reached to take the note as Ellen looked over his shoulder in curiosity. "What is it lover?" she asked, as he unlocked the door so they could enter. "Lights." he said as he walked over to the desk.
When the lights came on, he laid the note down and walked over to the refrigerator and pulled out two bottles of A positive blood and handed a bottle to his wife who quickly opened her bottle and began to drink, while he sat his bottle down to sit behind the desk. Reaching for the note, he began to read it, "Need to talk and perhaps hire you, reach me at this number BR-7759. M. Cassidy."
"M. Cassidy?" Ellen inquired, "You think we got a case lover?" "Don't know doll, but I am going to make the call." Tsukune responded as he open his bottle of blood and took a long drink from it. He sat down the bottle and reached for the phone, lifted the receiver and dialed the number. On the third ring a young woman answered on the other end. "Yes, who is this?" the voice inquired. "This is Lance Alexander Youkai Private-Eye, I am calling for an M. Cassidy?" he responded. "That would be me." the young girl answered. "Can we meet tomorrow at your office Mr. Alexander let's say around 9:00 in the morning?" "Sure that would be fine." Tsukune replied, then he heard the phone click telling him that the girl hung up on her end.
Ellen looked at her husband then sighed, "Why is it that all of our prospective clients have to be young women Lance?" He was about to say, "Lucky I guess." But he could tell from her expression that she was jealous once again, which made him cringe. "Ellen how long have we been married?" he asked her calmly. "Almost two hundred years." she meekly responded. "And in all those years honey, how many times have I been unfaithful too you?" he further inquired. "That's not the point Lance!" Ellen shouted in defense. "If that is not the point then what is?" Tsukune responded as he tried to fight his anger.
"The point is lover," Ellen fired back as she pointed at him, "there is always a first time. All those beautiful women always coming on too you is bound too weaken your resolve." Tsukune started laughing, which really got Ellen's blood too boil until he responded. "My resolve sweetheart will never weaken because I am married too the hottest Youkai in the whole wide world." Ellen then blushed, as he walked over and wrapped her inside his arms and continued with a sly grin on his face, "So hot you are that my resolve is weakening just holding you." Ellen looked back up at her husband and winked, "Then I guess you better carry me to our bed so your resolve can fly out the window lover."
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9:00 a.m. sharp arrived with a knock on the door, Ellen went to answer it as Tsukune finished putting on his suit jacket and walked too the office. When Ellen opened the door Missy Cassidy walked in without acknowledging the woman when she started to greet her. "Mister Alexander." the pink haired beauty greeted as she held out her left hand for Tsukune to kiss.
"Um Miss Cassidy." Tsukune responded as he took the girl's hand and shook it. He was no dummy. Then he pointed towards a chair, then introduce her to Ellen. "This is my wife and partner Ellen Alexander." Missy just looked at Ellen and sighed, "You're a handsome man Mister Alexander, why did you settle for someone like her?" "WHY YOU LITTLE SLU. . . !" Ellen started too shout but was cut off by her husband before it came too blows.
"Calm down lover, I'm sure that Miss Cassidy was just joking." He stared at the pink haired woman who was grinning from ear to ear, then frowned when Tsukune growled at her, "You best say that you were joking or my wife will pull every strand of hair from your scalp one follicle at a time with a set of tweezers." The actress smiled nervously and stammered, "I-I- w-w-was Just K-k-kidding Mrs. Alexander, sorry." Then Lance/Tsukune, started too get down too business, as he sat behind his desk, with Ellen standing next too him in a protective manner.
"You are wanting to hire us Miss Cassidy, may I ask what for?" She sighed then began, "You have no doubt heard that the police are trying to find the fiend responsible for the rash of vampire attacks both in Hollywood and Burbank correct?" Both Lance and Ellen nodded that they had, while Missy continued, "Well I seem too be their number one suspect, I try too tell them that while I might be a vampire, I have never, ever bit anyone to get my meals. I have my meals via transfusion packs." Ellen responded to that with, "You are trying to tell us that as old as you are that you have never bit and drank blood from anyone? No wonder the police are suspicious of you."
Missy stood angrily too her feet and pointed an accusatory finger at the woman and shouted, "Just because you might have lost your vampiric virginity like some nympho slut doesn't mean that I had!" "Alright the both of you stop it NOW!" Tsukune shouted in response as he was getting tired of both women fighting.
Both Ellen and Missy folded their arms in disgust and looked away from one another, as Tsukune sighed. "Please continue Miss Cassidy." "Thank you." she responded then quickly returned too her story.
"I believe that someone is out too frame me for the attacks, and I think I know who it might be." she said as she pondered her next words. "Have you ever heard of the actress Donna Moore?" "No I don't believe that I ever had." he responded as he looked towards Ellen to see if she knew the name, which all she did was shake her head no in response. Then Missy continued, "Well I cannot blame you if you never heard of her as she is just a second rate actress who only plays in B-films only because she has big boobs.""She has been nothing but a thorn in my side, and blames me for stealing her boyfriend from her six years ago." "Did you?" Ellen inquired with sarcasm. "Not intentionally." Missy responded as she fidgeted in her seat nervously.
"Either you did or you didn't Miss Cassidy." Ellen pushed as the starlet fidgeted even more, and began too also sweat. "I know if someone stole my Lance from me, revenge would be an understatement Miss Cassidy, so it sounds like too me that perhaps you are getting what you deserve." "Ellen!" Tsukune warned, "We do not treat our prospective clients as if they are being interrogated by your sister." "Well Lance what does it sound like too you?" Ellen responded as she began to sulk. "Well my dear wife," he answered. "I don't know yet as Miss Cassidy has yet to finish her story." Then he turned back to the actress and motioned for her to continue.
"As I was saying, she blamed me for stealing her boyfriend, his name was Charles Foster, he worked at the studio as a camera man. But when she learned of his unfaithfulness and who he was being unfaithful with, he disappeared, and was missing for almost a month before the police found him." she paused trying to compose herself. "He was dead, and his blood had been drained from him." Then Missy began to weep as she tried to continue, "Donna told the police that I was a vampire and that they should interrogate me for Charles' death."
Tsukune(Lance), laid his right index finger against his chin deep in thought, then responded, "There are more than you Miss Cassidy who are vampires here in L.A., soooo. . . ." he paused as his mind began working on his hypotheses then slowly continued, "so we must find out if this was actually a vampire who killed Mr. Foster, or an impostor who wants it too look like a vampire killed him to get you out of the picture."
"You think it might be Donna?" Missy inquired hopefully, which made Ellen remark, "We need too hear the rest of the story miss movie star before we can make her a suspect." "Besides," Ellen continued, "if I was this Donna Moore, and you had stolen my Lance, I might have done something similar."
Tsukune glared menacingly at his wife, but was surprised when she glared back and felt the heat of her Youki like a furnace blast which made him change his demeanor as he cracked a nervous smile. He had too remember that as much as Ellen loved him, she was the stronger of the two, and was also his sireress, his master. He then turned to Missy and commented, "Uh well my wife does have a point there Miss Cassidy, if she was Miss Moore, you would be the target for her."
"But I didn't steal him from her," she exclaimed, "she thinks I did but the truth is that he feared for his life, told me that Donna was a Succubus and that he was afraid that she would drain out his life force if he didn't make a break from her." "Oh come on Miss Cassidy!" Ellen shouted as she stepped in front of the sitting actress. "You already implied that Mr. Foster was your boyfriend after he left Miss Moore, I'm a vampire also and if I loved him, he would have been turned so he could always be with me. So I don't buy that story, no not at all!"
Then a dark expression crossed Missy's face then she exploded upwards till she stood facing Ellen, and before Ellen could respond to the threat, Missy struck Ellen hard in the face and knocked her unconscious. Then she glared at Tsukune and responded calmly, "I don't know how old your wife is, but I am over three thousand years old and I don't have too be subject too this kind of treatment. You either want my business or you don't Mr. Alexander, what shall it be?"
"Forgive Ellen Miss Cassidy,"Tsukune responded hoping to salvage this job, which they needed desperately. "She has issues, she and I have not always been happy, and now that we are, she wants to protect our marriage, and me." he explained hoping it would settle the elder vampire down.
Missy sighed deeply and then smiled once again as she took her seat, then crossed her long nylon hose covered legs which made Tsukune sweat and blush, then noticed that Missy was blushing as she then uncrossed her legs and leaned forwards towards him as he leaned across his desk to meet her, and when she was about to kiss him... "Ouch, what the heck?"
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Back in the world of reality:
Tsukune tried to raise himself up but was weighed down by Moka as she was drinking from him. "Moka-san what are you doing in my dorm room?" he inquired as he was trying to calm down, even in his dreams he can never get that kiss from her. She pulled back blushing as she looked down at him as if she was drinking in his very presence. "You didn't come out to meet me so I came here to wake you up, but you looked so yummy I just couldn't resist."
Tsukune knew he was blushing, and he seen in Moka's eyes that she was deeply in love with him, and that was when he shot for broke. He place his right palm against her cheek and leaned up and kissed her gently on the lips, which made her eyes bulge open in shock, then tears filled her eyes as she kissed him deeply.
That was when her Rosario went crazy, as they parted lips the rosario emitted youki force that caused Moka to crash off the bed and onto the floor, Tsukune was about to reach out for her when he noticed the rosario in his left hand, "Oh Shit!" he groaned, then the room filled with light, and bats, as he awaited whatever inner-Moka was about to do to him for the stolen kiss.
"So you dared to kiss me Tsukune?" Inner-Moka smiled threateningly down at him as he was still on his bed. "I told you that if you touch her you are touching me am I right?" Tsukune just swallowed hard and nodded. "I-I guess you are going to kick me or something Moka-san?" "What do you think I should do? Apparently words do not work." Inner-Moka replied as she stepped over and grabbed him by the collar of his pajama top and hoisted him from his bed as his feet dangled a foot or so from the floor.
"My pride will never allow me to be with someone like you Tsukune." she continued as her eyes were burning holes into his very soul. "Well if that is true then why haven't you answered my question at the hospital after you fought to save me?"
Inner-Moka's eyes widened as she also blushed, then she quickly regained her composer and then responded, "Because I don't think it deserves an answer do you?" "Pride has its place Moka-san," Tsukune began his defense. "Hell I would never question your pride as a vampire, but I question that pride when it comes to the matters of the heart. You and Omote are one and the same, if she loves me Moka, then reason dictates that you also love me, and I love you, that's why I always want us too be together."
Moka then lowered Tsukune gently to the floor, then looked down as she turned away from him with her shoulders hunched over. "I can't be with you Tsukune, all I do is harm and endanger you." she replied softly. "You are in the condition you are in because of me, your life will never be the same because of me, I have ruined your life and I cannot understand why you still love me and want to be with me?"
Tsukune approached her and was careful not to touch her when he spoke, "Because what you done was too save me Moka-san, you did not do this to me out of spite, so stop blaming yourself will you? Let me love you, let yourself love me, don't you think we have had enough sadness and pain? Let us have some joy also."
Moka turned and smiled sadly at Tsukune as she took the Rosario from his hand and as she reattached it she responded, "I will think about it." Then he hurried to catch outer-Moka before she could fall to the floor. When her eyes opened she also looked at him with sadness.
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"Yahahoooo!" Kurumu shouted as she jumped on Tsukune to smother him with her breasts, "Kurumu-chan, I can't breathe." he muttered as his voice was muffled by the bulk of her huge breast. "I love, love, love you Tsukune!" she shouted as she ignored his plea.
"Kurumu-chan!" Moka shouted, "You are going to kill Tsukune if you don't let him breathe!" "Desu, desu," Yukari responded as she dropped a brass bucket onto the head of the over excited Succubus. Before Kurumu could get back up though, Mizore froze her rival and the walked over to help Tsukune back to his feet.
"If you choose me Tsukune," she began as she pulled her sucker from her mouth and leaned in to steal a kiss, "You won't get your blood sucked or smothered by boob woman over there."
That was when Moka grabbed Mizore, Yukari started running around the room when Kurumu broke out of the ice , then it was really on as the four girls began their mock fight as they just pumped there fists up and down as they swayed back and forth hitting nothing but air. Tsukune just watched his friends shaking his head as he walked alone to the cafeteria.
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Later that night as he was thinking about everything that went on that day, he began to grow more and more sleepy, and then...
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Back in the dream world.
"LANCE NOOOOO!" Ellen cried out as she started climbing too her feet. Miss Cassidy just turned around and with one move of her finger sent Tsukune back into his chair in a trance.
"I would never let the kiss happen Mrs. Alexander." The Starlet smiled as she approached the heartbroken Ellen. "Don't blame him dear, "Missy cooed playfully as she cupped both hands on Ellen's cheeks. "he was under my spell, proof that either one of you should not cross me. The job is yours, find out who is trying to frame me, and then give me the information so I can deal with that person directly." Then Missy turned and left the office, saying over her shoulder, "I will be in touch for currant reports." Then she was gone.
Ellen slowly approached her incoherent husband who just was sitting in his chair drooling and muttering too himself until Ellen slapped him into awareness. "Damn Ellen what was that for!" "That's for allowing yourself to be unguarded against Miss Cassidy first of all and this one...(Slap)...is for you not coming to my aide when she attacked me!"
Then she started to cry, making Tsukune (Lance) feel horrible. "I'm sorry doll," he responded as he pulled her onto his lap. "All I seem to do is hurt you darling when you are trying so hard. I know if I don't change this I am going to lose you."
Ellen looked at her husband and said plainly through her sobs, "You are going to have too chose what and who you want Lance, because right now I feel like I am alone and adrift." "Tell me how to rescue you Ellen?" he tenderly replied as he laid his hand on her cheek. "That's the problem Lance," she sadly responded as she looked away from him, "I shouldn't need to tell you."
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I do not know how long this series is going to last, it will depend on how many like the series and the story plots as well. Also I welcome any and all advice on story lines that can fit into this series. Also for fans of Senior Year, I will be re-writing the series, and I will get it completed as soon as I finish it. I had to get this series going before the thought left me. I hope you enjoy it.
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