Mikleo has a raging hard on. But why? Is it because it's really warm outside? He really likes it when it's warm. Maybe because he just woke up and started thinking about his best pal. Sorey not sorey. Wait is mikleo gay? That's not possible. Mikleo is an anime character. You're not allowed to be gay if you're an anime character. Yet his little twinkie buddy is still popping up and greeting the world.

He's being a little bit of a dick right now.

Like an actual dick. Because he wants to put his dick somewhere. But where? There's only one place his dick could go to: his rectum. Can dicks even go there?

His dick is telling him "Yes, they can go there." And whenever he think if his furry feathery fuck friend his dick yells harder. "YEEES.. yYEESSS... GIVE mE THE CoLETTTE mAN PONCHO MEXICO MAN".

But why is this happening? He just woke up. Like he didn't even look at pictures of Sorey last night he was just like "man my dick wants him." But that's really weird because people expect Mikleo to be the bottom banana because he has that sort of personality because i dunno fangirls are fucking fucked. And maybe fanboys too I aint gonna judge. So basically like Mikleo's gay; I guess that's it, that's the only conclusion one could make of this.

Mikleo calls Lailah and says "sorry Lailah I can't go to work today I'm gay"

And Lailah responds with "you're fired"

And then Mikleo's like "wow you heterosexual asshole"

And then Zaveid's like "ikr"

And then Mikleo didn't understand why Zaveid was on the line probably because he was a massive heterosexual.

"So, featherfucker69, is my poncho friend Sorey there?"

And then Zaveid was like "lol why"

(AN: But of course Zaveid doesnt say yes or no because zaveid is a difficult asshole like that xD)

And then Mikleo's like "because my dICK waNTS TO sEE HIM- i mean -ahem- i need to see him"

And then Zaveid's like "it's because you called in gay didn't you you want sorey to join your homosexual agenda don't u. Well I won't have ANY of that. 'Cuz I need a bro to hang with in the hot tub hanging our wieners out without it getting weird. I don't need Sorey catching the gay from you comprende"

And in that very moment, Mikleo heard a very muffled voice from the other line. "HoYL SHIT Is that Mikleo?/ Tell him he's fuckling late for work i want my cookiez"

and in that very moment, mikleo thought to himself "I'm so glad Sorey said fucking cuz that means I'm not the only one who has that on their mind ;)"

And then Mikleo almost smacked his sausage amigo for having such dirty dirty naughty thoughts of bff. Like omg wiener like I know that I'm gay but that doesn't mean i have to be gay for my bff oh my gosh you freaking drama queen.

Then Zaveid was like "excuze me"

And then Mikleo was so embarrased and sweating so much that he hung up (by accident of course haha).

And then he got a phone call right after.

He picked up subconsciously because his dickle pickle told him to. "H-Hello?" Mikleo said gayly.

And to Mikleo's surprise, the one that was calling was whom his wiener craved all along: his oreo cookie; his milk to his sour; his fish to his water; his boss Mr. Sorey.

"oMG MIKLEO! You're late come to work."

Mikleo looks at the camera as if he was in The Office. Mikleo's never been late for work, he was filled with absolute agony. :(

"omg im so srry" Mikleo responded gayly once more; I think it was because his dick is on the phone.

Then Sorey was like "its k"

Mikleo was so relieved. When Sorey starts talking like Dave Strider u kno its k... or is it?

"Umm... Sorey, you're not really sounding like yourself. What's wrong?"

"It's because you're not here and you don't have my cookiez u freaking buLLY"

and in that moment mikleo almost cried but instead he dropped the phone and ran to The Office.

Michael Scott was at the entrance, waving in front of the building that Sorey was in. Michael Scott was demoted and made into a greeter because Sorey was a better boss than him apparently.

"Hey Michael," Mikleo greeted.

Michael Scott just waved silently as a single tear rolled down his right eye.

"Good talk, Michael!" Mikleo burst into the building.

And at the reception, he found Lailah tapping away at her keyboard.

Pam Halpert was on the floor sweeping up dust with a paintbrush because she had nothing else to do.

"Hey, Pam!" Pam merely sobbed at Mikleo and continued to clean with her tiny brush.

"what the fuck Mikleo I thought u called in gay" said Lailah.

Oh I forgot she was here, thought Mikleo. "Well, it was boss' orders and I thought being gay would be good for once today," he replied.

"ur telling me. Remember that one time Rose and Alicia just wENT AT IT under the coffee table?"

Yeah that was kinda fucked up, Mikleo thought. Instead of replying with that, and replied awkwardly. "I'm... Going now... Bye Lailah"

"bye u freaking gay basatrd" said Zaveid as he chuckled like a heterosexual.

Now for some reason Mikleo is now on Sorey's office table and his legs are open for some reason.

"r u ready for some quality RPG action milk boy?"

"like holy shit is that u sorey"

"ye. You forgot to bring me cookiez so you said that you would repay me with your body"

"holy cow r u gay sorey"

"Holy SHIT? DONT SAY THAT WORD IN MY OFFICE. But yeah I'm totally homo sapien if you know what I mean."

"I'm so glad I'm not the only one"

"yea me too"

And Sorey and Mikleo shared a moment by gazing at each others eyes for at least 10 mintes.

Well that's how it felt for Mikleo's dick.

"so hey man do u wanna do something gay" said Sorey

"like what strip poker wink wink" mikleo said not very heterosexually

"yeah that would be great but i don't have poker cards so let's skip the poker part and just get naked"

"sounds like a plan!"

and they frick fracked apple jacked gave a dog bone.

Fin.