Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
Authors note: Eeeeek First Twilight Fic :3 I shall love twilight forever and ever and ever :
Please Review it encourages me to write more
The car journey lasts about 4 hours which is correct as I worked out on goggle maps how long it takes to get from Forks to Seattle.
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it, I would be rolling in it and talking to Edward right now
Are we there yet?
BPOV
"Look Alice, you really don't have to take me shopping, and in Seattle, maybe its not such a good idea."
It was that time of the year again for Alice's Annual shopping trip to Seattle. Why she couldn't just shop in Forks or even Port Angeles is still a mystery to me. A shops a shop right?
" Bella face it, your coming shopping with me like it or not, remember you don't have a choice."
Her petite face lit up at the excitement of shopping for hours, not just for herself but me as well. As she knows from previous experiences that I won't do it well on my own.
I sighed facing the facts that I was not getting out of this. And no one was going to save me from the big, scary, shopaholic maniac. A.k.a Alice Cullen.
" Alice, who else is coming with us?" Please god let someone else be sharing my torture, I don't think I can stand talking about the pro's and con's of false eyelashes on my own all day.
She seemed happy that I was actually talking to her about our trip. It soon changed into a concentrated expression. Taking her fingers out of her pockets and counting each one, as if working out a complicated maths sum.
"Well Jazzie's coming" I noticed her smile inwardly to herself. "Oh yeah Eddie and Emmett are also coming, they haven't had some Alice Time in so long. I think they need it."
At least I wasn't the only one being forced to shopping. It would be pretty hilarious seeing Emmett trawling around the shops with Alice's bags in tow.
As if on cue Edward and Emmett bounded into the room looking pleased with themselves. Alice mustn't have told them where she was taking us. This was going to be more fun than I expected.
I walked over to Edward trying to contain my laughter. He still seemed unaware of the day ahead so Alice must have been Translating Agadoo into Korean or something similar. What goes on in her brain is a mysterious to all of us.
Edward pulled me to his side wrapping his arm around my waist, pulling me closer to him. I snuggled into his chest, inhaling his intoxicating smell. I looked up and him and he smiled his perfect crooked smile at me.
Why must you always dazzle me Edward? I thought to myself
"Looking forward to today love?"
Yep he definitely did not have a clue. At least I could feel better about myself in a way . I was told 2 days ago so I had some time to prepare my self. I did feel a bit sorry for him and Emmett, completely clueless of today's events.
"Yeah,I guess"
I smiled back nervously. Not being able to match the perfectness of my lovers smile.
I looked over to Emmett to see what he was doing. What was he doing? He was doing some sort of stretching, if you could call it that, in the corner of the room. Ahh Alice told them we were playing baseball and I was watching. Perfect.
Before I could even ask when we were going, something barged in through the door.
'Oh no, please don't be who I think it is'
EPOV
What is with everyone today. Bella is well, she looks nervous for some reason. Alice can't have upset her yet could she? It is Alice who were talking about, so that's possible. And Alice. Why on earth is she rapping the theme of 'fresh prince of belair' in Polish?
. . . .Rozpoczynany wyrabiający (stworzenie) martwić (zmartwienie) w moim wchodzę (zebrał) jed mały (niewielka ilość; trochę) walka (walczyć) i mój . . . ..
'Oh no, please don't be who I think it is' Emmett thought
Who's what? Have I missed something? I turned my attention to the door.
Oh my lord
Jasper suddenly bounced through the door in what seemed to be white trainers, black cropped sports trousers, a blue polo shirt. Since when did Jasper dress up for baseball?
"Jasper,man, what the hell happened to you? Emmett called out, trying to sound concerned but failing.
" I know what she's like when she gets started, once she's off there's no stopping her." He turned to smile sweetly at his wife. " I thought nearer the end of the day, i'll be glad of wearing this."
He seemed pretty proud of himself. But baseball and Alice, she isn't that fast and good is she?
Wait a second . . . . .
"Nooooooooooo, Alice, Please, I beg of you please, please, please, please don't make me go please" Shopping, I mean shopping come one. I looked up at her face, she was obviously having fun with this. There was no other option I'd have to beg.
I got down onto both knees and did my best puppy dog eyes for my stupid sister.
"Please Alice, Please , please, please i'll do anything"
"Nope your coming, everyone in here is"
Damn how much I wish I could knock that stupid grin of her face.
Emmett was still clueless in the corner of the room, as usual.
Alice POV
'God its fun making everyone's life a living hell.'
I looked over to Emmett in the corner, was he really this dumb? I did feel sorry for him sometimes with me,Jazzie's and Eddie having powers and him not. He always seems left out. This was the brilliant time to make him feel left out more.
Edward don't tell Emmett were going shopping, I'll make him carry all the bags if you do
Edward nodding and grinned at me. I guess he did read my thoughts then.
"Come on Emmett time to go Baseball"
