My Story – 1

My one and only, my moon and sun, just to let you know, this is chapter one.

Calm down! Just because the whole class saw me without pants…and got a good view of my underwear…Doesn't mean it's the end of the world! Sakura could feel herself tearing up from the utter embarrassment. I'm pathetic!

Her face turned so red, Sasuke could've sworn she was about to explode into a million pieces. That would've been akward… Actually, scratch that. THIS IS AKWARD. Oh no! Akward Silence! GAY BABIES? I think NOT!

Don't kill me please- if it is so utterly bad, then you have all the right in the world to 'X'-Out and never return. Please and thank you.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. This is a purely fan-made story, with the exception of the use of characters which was mentioned early. I have no creativity when it comes to this disclaimer.

Notes that will eventually get into the story: (read this!)

-The girl's locker room is separate from the gym. So is the guy's. Technically, you have to walk out of the locker room and take a 'hallway walk' to get to the gym. (This will eventually make sense)

Sometimes I wish 'Random' was a genre…I would totally fit that profile! Unless it already IS a genre…Then whoopsie-doos…

LETS

GET

STARTED?

1


Incident?

With a pink crayon, I began writing (More like scribbling) all over the walls of my bedroom... "Sakura? What in the world are you doing?" yelled my mother. I just giggled and continued writing 'Uchiha Sakura' far and wide, across my walls.

Hehe…

Alright. It wasn't the BEST decision in my life. But I did it anyway. You can say I was a bit obsessed with this god-like being, which we referred to as Sasuke. Or that I was some crazy fan girl hoping for attention. I don't care because honestly, I might have agreed with you… After all, I don't consider myself sane.

After that happened, my mother stomped over to the Uchiha Residence. And it was NOT a pretty site.

Seriously.

I held my head down while she talked to Sasuke's mother. He just stood there with a bored expression, next to his mother who was chatting away with mine. He glanced at me and I felt my face grow hot. I was obviously embarrassed. I didn't get why my MOTHER had to be involved in my life!

I honestly didn't know 8 year olds can have crushes. Not to mention… sex fantasies.

"SASUKE-KUN! HAVE MY BABIES!" I screamed at him as I ran over and hugged him. He squirmed as a result to the embrace.

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT BIG!

"You're so annoying…" Unfortunately, he liked that saying. He said it 'fit me all too well.' This is why he started saying "annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying," every time I freaking see him. If I could, I would take every chance to shoot him in that pretty face of his.

In the end, it just looked like a blob of pink on my wall. Of course my handwriting was terribly horrendous. In my sad attempt at script writing, it appeared as if it said, "Uehucha Sakwna." C'mon I was six! Cut me some slack…

Or I'll cry and take you down with me.

The next day, while I was at school, my mother scrubbed it off my walls. I noticed my father didn't even give a crap. I remember coming home crying, finding my scribbles of LOVE; washed away with mere soap and water… just when I thought LOVE CONQUERED ALL! (Even if the dreaded enemy was, indeed, soap and water...)

Well overall, if it wasn't for my mother, I would have never seen Sasuke-kun that night. It was probably the first time we interacted OUTSIDE of school, where we were forced to see each other. It meant alot... I guess I have to thank her for that, right?


Chapter 1: My Cute, Adorable, Pink Gym Shorts

The Locker Room/Hallway


"Uchiha Sasuke…" she said slowly, with venom dripping from every syllable, "I know you have them…"

The 16-year old stood, hiding behind the girl's locker door, with a sour look. Her pink head was peeping out of the small gap between the wall and the door. The on-looker just watched her, amused.

"Why are you hiding back there?" he asked. Well he knew why, but he just enjoyed oh-so-much to humiliate her. It was a daily ritual. In a sense, he was mocking her. Sakura's face grew pink, somewhat matching her distinct hair color. The raven haired male tried to poke his head into the locker room. She slammed the door in his face.

"STOP LOOKING!"

Na, na, na, na, PERVERT!

He could hear her cries from behind this block of wood that separated them (Normal people refer to them as 'doors'…). Her arm came jolting out from behind the door. She waved it around while she asked, "WHERE ARE MY DAMN GYM SHORTS?"

"How the hell would I know?" he spat at her. Oh what a great actor he was. He just hid those cute, adorable, pink gym shorts behind his back. He could hear the rumbling and trashing from the locker room. With a triumphant smirk, he just looked at the clock while gym time was being wasted away. He stood in the hallway while he waited for her reaction.

1) Slow reaction time

2) Why didn't a teacher notice me standing in the middle of the hallway, in front of the GIRL'S locker room…?

"Well, I can't find them!" she alleged, as he saw her poke her head, once again, out from her prison. Yes, she was stuck there. Why? Because she was half naked.

Shirt? Yup.

Bra? Yes… Thank god too.

Undies? OF COURSE.

Shorts? …

"So you automatically assume I took them?" Sasuke mused.

"Duh. You're the devil," the pink haired girl stated bluntly.

The male just rolled his eyes as he said, "I really don't see the problem here…"

"What the hell? UCHIHA, I'M HALF NAKED! AND I LOST MY PANTS! Have you lost your sanity?"

"Hn. No?" Sasuke flew her pink gym shorts in front of her face.

Her expression? Priceless.

She attempted to grab them and Sasuke, being a typical jerk, pulled them away.

"You… ASS!" she yelled.

2nd attempt was a failure as he pulled them back.

Damn his fast reflexes.

Sakura, trying to save herself from humiliation, just lunged at him. She got her hands on her precious gym shorts and kept a tight grip, not planning on letting them go now.

Grave mistake.

Sasuke still has his grasp on them and he pulled the pink pants away… taking the girl with them. She stumbled out of the locker room and landed right on top of him. The pink haired student wrestled him for her clothing back. He just kept resisting and keeping them away.

How childish.

Not noticing the noise they were making, Sasuke and Sakura were at war. During the whole time, Sasuke's smirk was on his face, while Sakura was pink. Pink as Pink can get.

BAM

BAM

CRASH

"GIVE ME MY SHORTS NOW!"

"Tch."

"SASUKEEEEEEEEE!"

CRASH

POW

BAM

BAM

BAM

"Oww-ie my hair! I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Like I care?"

Tch, annoying little-

Gai-sensei, their youthful teacher, came in. And all the other students came in as well. And Yes, this picture perfect moment would be remembered forever.

THE BEST YEAR BOOK PHOTO EVER!

Sakura was on top of him, while Sasuke was under neither her, holding her pants out-of-her-hand's-reach. The poor little pink haired girl was, indeed, only in her shirt and underwear. Her face turned so red, Sasuke could've sworn she was about to explode into a million pieces. That would've been akward… Actually, scratch that. THIS IS AKWARD.

Oh no! Akward Silence! GAY BABIES? I think NOT!

Sakura buried her face into Sasuke's chest, trying to hide her face of SHAME. The pink haired girl made a whining sound against him, and as the teacher looked at them both in a shocked expression, Sasuke's smirk began to fade.

God Damn it.

"This…THIS IS UNYOUTHFUL! UNACCEPTABLE! UNHEARD OF! YOU TWO SOULS ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED!" roared Gai-sensei. He ran over to all his students, blocking their sight with his hands.

"SHEILD YOUR VIRGIN EYEEEEES!"

Sasuke and Sakura were COMPLETELY aware what this looked like. Trying to sneak a quickie during class? I THINK NOT!

"Ano…Sensei?" Sakura mumbled, trying to sneak in a few words to defend herself.

"I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH TO SCAR ME FOR THE REST OF MY YOUTHFUL LIFE! TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" He ordered them.

Before leaving, Sakura grabbed her shorts and slid them on. They took that long…quiet…shameful… (ehem) walk to the principal's office.

Okay, this is okay, Sakura…Calm down! Just because the whole class saw me without pants…and got a good view of my underwear…Doesn't mean it's the end of the world!

Sakura could feel herself tearing up from the utter embarrassment.

I'm pathetic!

A long sigh escaped the blonde's lips. Sakura just sat in front of her principal while playing with the hem of her shorts. Sasuke just wondered how long they've been in here.

"…"

"…"

A silence hovered over the office…

"…?"

"…Sexual Intent," began Tsunade-baa-chan, who was reading a referral from Gai-sensei.

"Well, It says here that quote, 'they were inappropriately FONDLING each other while Haruno-san was DEPANTSED by her LOVER'… End quote…"

"'Fondling?' More like Groping with OCD," Sasuke stated. As he said that, Sakura just glared at him. Of course it was no match for the UCHIHA GLARE OF DOOM! But it was good enough to make even Sasuke proud. (Which he wasn't because he couldn't care less.)

"Well! This wouldn't have happened if you didn't STEAL MY PANTS!"

"True, but I didn't steal it. I merely borrowed it."

"FOR WHAT? YOUR SICK PLEASURES?"

"For my amusement," he smirked. Sakura gave a disgusted look from shame and defeat.

"Pervert…"

"Apparently, there is something going on here…" said the elder blonde with a sly smile. Sakura blushed madly as she understood what her principal was getting at.

"No, no! I-It is not as it seems, Tsunade-sama! Uh…Um…Total misunderstanding!" Sakura said with trembling words.

"No…Sakura, the jig is up. We might as well come clean," Sasuke stood up from his chair. Sakura just looked stupidly and utterly confused. She was taken back.

"Yes, we did intend to have sex bu-"

"WHOA WHOA, WAIT WHAT?" Sakura interrupted with wide eyes and a hanging jaw.

"WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?" Sakura stood from her chair and turned to Tsunade who was pleasantly listening to the current situation. ".GOD."

There is NO WAY Tsunade-sama is actually BELIEVING THIS B.S.!

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, TSUNADE-SAMA HE'S CRAZY DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HAHA! HE'S…um...HE'S A BIT, YA KNOW! WOOHOO IN THE HEAD? HA HA!" she laughed nervously.

"Che, calm down," he said coolly as he pulled the paranoid female back into her seat, "I was kidding."

Thank Kami-sama.

Well, they sat there, listening to what Tsunade had to say. It mostly consisted of "blah blah … don't do…blah blah… bad stuff… blah… no sex…blah blah."

Wait…I know I heard the word sex somewhere.

Sasuke paid attention for a few seconds… After he realized it was more "blah blahhhhh pregnancy…blah blah…BLAH… No sex in school…" (basically nothing INTERESTING…) he just ignored…and tuned her out.

Sakura was sleeping. Yes, sleeping.

"Do I make myself clear?" Tsunade finally said, wrapping everything up. Sasuke pinched Sakura awake. She made a sound that sounded oddly like 'owww-ie! Uhhwha?'

"Hai," they chimed. As they stepped out of the Blonde's office, they heard the final school bell ring.

Thank heaven all mighty… today has been SUCKY ENOUGH.

Sakura made her way to the locker room (she was still in her gym clothes.) After going to her own locker to retrieve her homework, she walked to the front entrance to leave. Her glossy pink hair flew behind her as she strolled down the quiet halls. To her sweet surprise, her knight in shining armor was waiting for her.

Just when I thought he had enough of me.

"Mou, you waited for me Sa-su-ke-Kun?" Sakura teased. The Uchiha just rolled his eyes.

"I can't let you walk home alone," he stated bluntly as he began walking down the front steps of the school. Sakura trailed behind, trying to not BE left behind.

"Why?" she questioned his motives, "were you worried about me?" Her face lit up as she assumed he WAS worried.

"Is it because you have some feelings that deep down you would never admit even thought I have an idea of what they are? OR MAYBE you secretly care about my safety?" Sakura smiled due to the countless excuses she could think up for Sasuke's remain.

"Che, Don't make me laugh," he spat coldly, "Besides, if you get raped, I get blamed. Got it?"

"Oh come ON! What are they chances that I, Haruno Sakura, get raped?" she challenged.

"Hm, you're right. You should walk home alone from now on…" Sasuke said as he intended on leaving her by herself. He held a satisfied smirk on his face as he didn't hear a retort from the girl trailing him. After a while of silence, Sasuke felt a sudden push. Sakura had caught up to him and clung to his arm. With a desperate whimper, she held her head down.

No. Please. Don't-

"Don't leave me," she whispered as she hopelessly clung to him, her grip tightening on his sleeve. Sasuke, with a sympathetic look, let her cling to him.

Just this once…

He could feel his shirt becoming damp. She's crying. Again.

He smirked to himself. For old time's sake, he said-

"You're so annoying."

"Kaa-san," Sasuke called out as he removed his shoes, "We're home." Sakura came running in after him, avoiding the September winds that played with her hair. Mikoto Uchiha stuck her head out of the kitchen, holding a wooden spoon. Obviously, she was in the middle of cooking.

"Sassssuke-kun!" she ran to her son to hug him. He grabbed his head and held it against her chest; suffocating the poor lad.

"How was the first week of school?" she asked, still embracing her baby and shaking him around. Sasuke was unable to answer, due to the face that he couldn't breathe very well.

Brain…

Losing…

OXYGEN.

Sasuke's eye twitched in anger (and the lack of oxygen, mind you) at his mother's Public Display of Parental Affection in front on Sakura. Mikoto's eyes then fell upon Sakura who was still removing her shoes. She grinned as she "attacked" the pinked haired girl next.

"Sakuuuura-chan!" Sakura gasped at the sudden hug-fest, "You get cuter and cuter everyday."

Sasuke's mother winked at her as she pinched her pink, warm cheeks.

"Arigato gozaimasu, Mikoto-san," she smiled politely and bowed. Sasuke headed up stairs to his room to get a start on his homework. Sakura followed behind.

Poke…

Poke…

Why is he immune to my POKE-AGE?

Poke…

And 'Poke-age' is a word! DON'T DOUBT ME.

A hand grabbed her wrist. She earned a "GLARE OF UCHIHA DOOM!" from the victim of her poke-age.

"Sakura, stop touching me…"

"But every time I poke your cheek, it wiggles back into place!"

"It's not going anywhere."

"BUT IT'S FACINATING!"

Sasuke looked at her as if she was on crack.

"Go do something with your life."

"Fine! I WILL. Mikoto-saaaan?" she called down the hall, "Do you need help with dinner?"

The pink haired girl got up and left the room. The room grew silent…

Peace

And

Quiet.

Finally.

"Sasukeeee-kun?"

Poke…

Another poke…

Pokey-poke

"Wakey-Wakey Sasuke-kun!"

His eyes drowsily awoke to see green…and pink.

It's the devil in disguise…

"Sasuke-kun, it's time for dinner!" Sakura said, as she bounced out of the room in a light blue apron and a fork in her hand. Sasuke turned his head to the clock next to his side table. Dinner at 9?

"How was your nap sleepy-head?" asked his mother who was seated by his father. His father, Uchiha Fugaku, was reading the paper… like he always does. Itachi? No where to be found… Oh joy. Sakura giggled with his mother.

"There's no way I'm eating this."

"WHY NOT?"

"There're scales on it."

"And so?"

"The cook is supposed to De-scale the fish. Tell the cook she did it wrong"

"Well, Sasuke-kun, I don't see YOU cooking."

"It's a woman's job."

TWITCH

"You can't cook for your life."

TWITCH TWITCH

"Besides, you probably poisoned it anyway."

TWITCH

"Tch, Useless…"

CLENCHING FISTS…

"This is inedible," he stood up from the table, "I'm going to sleep."

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU POMPOUS JERK!" Sakura said, pointing at him, "calling him out."

"I'M NOT EATING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR FOOD!"

"That's your problem," he obviously stated as he went upstairs.

Well, you can't argue with THAT logic!

"Grrr…RAWR!" Oh hell, she was mad. She was about to storm off to cause bodily harm to that snobbish boar but before so, she bowed to his parents, thanking them for the chance of eating dinner.

Sasuke was lying in his bed. Sakura was sitting on the floor, her back against the side of his futon. The lights were out because Sasuke was ATTEMPTING to sleep. Unfortunately for him, gurgling was keeping him up.

Her damn stomach…

"Sakura, go eat," he said with his back turned to her. She leaned her head back, feeling as if she was going to die of starvation right then and there.

"Not until you eat…"

"You're hungry."

"No I'm not."

GURGLE

Sasuke sighed…

"Well! Eh… You could've at least had a little bit of it…It took me forever to make it."

"I did, it sucked."

"Was it THAT bad?"

"Hn…"

"It tasted okay to me…"

"Then your taste buds are defective."

"Hmph!"

Sakura got up and walked to her room, which was right beside his. Even in the huge Uchiha estate, she chose a room next to his when she moved in. She remembered always getting lost in the humongous place. The only room she could find was Sasuke's and the front door…which isn't exactly a room. Naturally, she found her way around… took her a while though, so to speak.

"Are you going to eat?" he called to her as she stepped out of his room.

"No," she said with a smile on her face, knowing he was somewhat worried, "I think I can live without eating for one night."

"Mm…"

He could hear the sinks turning on from down the hall, indicating Sakura was in the bathroom. Not that he cared… Sakura went past his room to get to hers, and he caught a quick glimpse of her. She slid into her sheets and stared at the clock, wondering how long it would take her to fall asleep.

Ah…A heavenly smell… Is that…

Sakura awoke to see a plate of…Waffles?

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

Yeah, we like waffles!

DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?

Yeah, we like pancakes!

DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?

Yeah, we like French toast!

DU, DU, DU, DU, CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!

"Uhh…?" Sakura sat up and saw the delicious waffles on her side table. With syrup, strawberries on the side, a mountain of them…yes, heaven on earth. But wait…

Where did they come from?

After the death of those delicious waffles, she took a look at the clock…

"Mmm… eight thirty already?" she said… "EIGHT THIRTY? WHAT THE FUCK! I'M LATE!"

Sakura got changed and combed her hair at light speed. She took her homework and slipped on her shoes. Before leaving she noticed a plate was on the kitchen table. A dirty empty plate …

Sasuke's plate…

From dinner?

"Well, Sasuke-kun, I don't see YOU cooking."

A sweet smile graced her lips. She put the dish in the sink before leaving, noticing a waffle pan lying there.

He makes one hell of a waffle…


The Terrible Conclusion of CHAPTER 1

Well I decided that this part was fairly blank so I decided to put some stuff here. –Smiles-

CRAZY SUPER LOUD DANCE DOOPER DROWSY CUZ ITS 10 OCLOCK… My nap time is 10:30. :D

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