Title:The Whine

Rating: PG

Pairings: none

Inspiration: The crackheaded commercials on a certain Canadian TV channel that My set is stuck on.



Scene: The guys are at the shop, dealing with a crowd of fangirls.

Narrator: HEY! I know you! You're those Weiss guys, right? Can I join? I know lots about flowers!

Scene: Some Daisies

Narrator: Those are Trilliums

Scene: Irises

Narrator: Violets!

Scene: Tulips

Narrator: ROSES! . . . okay, maybe I'm not so great with flowers. I'm a good fighter though! (insert stereotypical martial arts shouts)

Scene: A typical baddie underling. The camera shakes.

A Voice Offstage: OW! HEY!

Narrator: Oops. Well, you're short one person!

Scene: Shot of the Inner Senshi

Narrator: There are five Sailor Scouts!

Scene: The Five pilots of Gundam Wing

Narrator: Five Gundam Pilots

Scene: The cast of any Power Rangers Incarnation

Narrator: Five power rangers! Come on, let me join you, It'd be so COOL!!!!!

Scene: Aya, holding his Katana horizontally and glaring. Slowly he unsheathes it.

Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: Aya dashes forward, Katana held menacingly above his head.

Narrator:Uh… Never mind.

Scene: Aya slices the Katana. The scene splits in half and falls away to reveal the words "Knight Hunters" Written in Green bubble letters, laden with warts, on a Psychedelic Orange background.

Narrator: KNIGHT HUNTERS! Fridays at MIDNIGHT.