I own none of these characters, though the extremely bad plot is mine.

Rodney's Amazing Nightmare

Chapter One

Rodney lay in bed, half asleep, half naked, and, well, half tired. He felt like he had barely gotten to sleep but knew by the warmth on his face that the sun was shinning through his window and onto him, which not only meant that it was morning but that soon he had to open up his eyes and acknowledge the beginning of a new day.

Slowly one by one he did this, and as his eyes were groggily trying to pierce the too bright light of his bedroom, he yawned. He got a reply…

"Well no that couldn't be", Rodney said to himself, confused and annoyed that he even had such a stupid thought.

"It must be an echo. Yes, an echo." He concluded trying to convince himself.

"Or my cat". He chuckled. Though Rodney was positive his cat didn't highjack a ship and travel all the way to Atlantis by itself just to see him, and give him a friendly replying yawn in the morning. Especially when she never did such things for him when he was back on earth!

So stretching out his body, trying to forget the mysterious echoing yawn he probably imagined, he scratched his face and rolled over onto his right side. Before he had time to realise what he was doing he let out an extremely loud high pitched scream. There was something alive in his bed. Something long, squishy and almost human like, though it seemed to have no clearly defined shape or form.

And "OMG, somebody save me" Rodney thought, it was moving and any second now Rodney knew that something bad, really bad, was going to happen. Starting to panic, and frozen to his bed, he suddenly realised that he wasn't in his bed. No his bed in Atlantis was not this big, did definitely not have a blue laced flower pattered bed set and as a matter of fact Rodney clearly remembered falling asleep wearing much more clothes than the tight clingy boxers he felt against his skin. Also since when did his bedroom have a window?

Suddenly, as if in answer to his thoughts, the thing in the bed moved, rolled over, and started to talked.

"Rodney!" Samantha Carter's head and voice proclaimed slightly annoyed.

"Sam!" Rodney said a little to loudly for the small bedroom he was in.

"Rodney please don't yell like that in the morning" Sam said sitting up and rolling out of the blanket she was inclosed in.

"You will wake the kids."

"The Kids?!" Rodney said in shock. Looking at the thing-turned-Samantha Carter smiling and rolling her eyes at him. Seconds past and Sam noticing Rodney's discomfort moved closer to him and lay down right next to him, gripping the right side of his stiff-with-shock body.

"Save the yelling for tonight", She said softly and cheekily as she kissed the side of his head.

End of Part One

I'm so sorry for the grammar and any spelling mistakes and typo's. This is my first fan fiction so please be kind and tell me what I've done wrong. :P