I don't knwo if it shuold be called a parody, but it's good
enough for me. Kenshin and his friends are off to see a movie,
I don't know which movie, but they won't get to watch it at all,
hee hee! Okay, this is a fanfiction made by Suzume Aki! Call
me Saki, everyone does.
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"Kenshin, come on, let's sit at the front to get a view!" Kauru
pulled Kenshin.
"Demo, Kauru-dono, the movie house is full." Kenshin looked over
the whole movie house. There was Yahiko, Megumi pulling Sanosuke
at the back. Misao saying so many things with Aoshi beside her
showing no bit of emotion. Saitou was with Tokio in the middle.
Shishio with Yumi giggling beside him in the left and Enishi
and Tomoe muttering in the right.
"You're right, Kenshin." Kauru answered. She pulled Kenshin to
the very front.
"Here's some seats." A red haired teenager announced. She had
her long red hair tied in a ponytail. She had green eyes. She
pointed to a two seats, one in her right, and one in her left.
"Saki-chan?" Kauru's jaw dropped open. "You're the author
of this fic, what are you doing here?"
"Just watching, Kenshin, you can stay here." Kenshin followed
her order and sat in her right.
"But what about me, Kenshin, I wanted to sit beside you."
Kauru said.
"Kauru-dono, I think we should obey her, she is the author
and can do anything in this fic." Kenshin told her with
a sweatdrop.
"Kenshin...!" Kauru's blood pressure rised. "Why are you
on HER side?"
"Because, he's right. HOHOHO!" Saki-chan made an immitation
of Megumi's laugh.
"But, Megumi, I don't want to watch...!" Sano trailed off as
Megumi started choking him.
"FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, IT AIN'T MAGIC, SO
IT AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU!!" Megumi shouted.
"But..." Sano wanted to say.
"What a big wimp." Yahiko mumbled.
"Oh, Aoshi-sama, I'm sooo exited, our first date! WOOHOO!"
Misao yelled.
"...." Aoshi said with his dull face.
"Aoshi?"
"Misao."
"Hai?"
"Shut up."
"Saitou, stop that smoking right away!" Kauru looked to her
back to Tokio and Saitou, Saitou, was usually smoking.
"She's right, dear, please." Tokio told Saitou.
"Shut up, women, it's bad enough you bring me here already...!"
Saitou answered and puffed smoke out. Kauru sweatdropped
and Tokio sighed at the presence of her husband.
"Yes, Yumi, after this, we rule." Shishio said.
"But, Shishio-sama, I heard Enishi is much stronger.
"No."
"Did you hear that, sis? He said he's stronger." Enishi whispered
to Tomoe.
"I want to die." Tomoe said, in her dull voise.
"What do you think? Me or him?"
"I want to die."
"Can you please stop saying that!"
"Saki...move over!" Kauru tried desperately to get Saki to stand
up.
"No, no, no! As Author, I demand you stop!" Saki shouted at her.
"Baka! Kenshin loves me more than you!" Kauru yelled.
"I admit, but pleease let me stay beside him just this once?"
Saki said.
"No! I wanted to kiss him before the movie ends!" Kauru said.
"Kauru-dono, Saki-chan, please stop..." Kenshin said.
"SHUT-UP!!" Saki and Kauru yelled at him.
"Talk about confused." Saitou said.
"Look, Saki, this is the last chance...!" Kauru reached for her
bokken.
"Kauru, let's make a deal." Saki said.
"Nani? What deal?" Kauru asked, letting go of her bokken.
"I get to sit beside Kenshin, and after the movie, I'll write a
love scene." Saki whispered to Kauru.
Kauru's eyes widened. "Get that movie, done quick!" She thougth.
"Good, she finally shut-up." Saki sighed.
"Look, Saki, the movie's over!" Kauru reached Saki's collar and
moved her radically back and forward.
"Okay, okay!" Saki screamed.
"Nani? Kauru-dono, what's gone into you?" Kenshin asked her.
"N-nothing!" Kauru answered laughing nervously.
"Well, let's get going! You can go home with Saki-chan, I'll join
Megumi and the others!" Kenshin said, hopping of to Sano, Megumi
and Yahiko.
"Saki? When will you right it?" Kauru asked Saki.
"Uh... I forgot to tell you..." Saki sweatdropped, scratching the back
of her head.
"What, what, WHAT?" Kauru screamed, as everyone else left the
theater.
"My...union forbids me to right lemons!" Saki tiptoed away and ran.
"Sa...ki?" Kauru was left behind with a surprised look.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, SAKI-CHAN!!!"
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Well, that's it. The thing I said 'bout lemons, it was a lie, but
I don't enjoy writing lemons, but maybe someday I'll write a fic
or two with some lemons.
Comments, flames, etc. Send to Suzume_Aki@yahoo.com
Visit my website at http://www.geocities.com/suzume_aki/index.html
enough for me. Kenshin and his friends are off to see a movie,
I don't know which movie, but they won't get to watch it at all,
hee hee! Okay, this is a fanfiction made by Suzume Aki! Call
me Saki, everyone does.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Kenshin, come on, let's sit at the front to get a view!" Kauru
pulled Kenshin.
"Demo, Kauru-dono, the movie house is full." Kenshin looked over
the whole movie house. There was Yahiko, Megumi pulling Sanosuke
at the back. Misao saying so many things with Aoshi beside her
showing no bit of emotion. Saitou was with Tokio in the middle.
Shishio with Yumi giggling beside him in the left and Enishi
and Tomoe muttering in the right.
"You're right, Kenshin." Kauru answered. She pulled Kenshin to
the very front.
"Here's some seats." A red haired teenager announced. She had
her long red hair tied in a ponytail. She had green eyes. She
pointed to a two seats, one in her right, and one in her left.
"Saki-chan?" Kauru's jaw dropped open. "You're the author
of this fic, what are you doing here?"
"Just watching, Kenshin, you can stay here." Kenshin followed
her order and sat in her right.
"But what about me, Kenshin, I wanted to sit beside you."
Kauru said.
"Kauru-dono, I think we should obey her, she is the author
and can do anything in this fic." Kenshin told her with
a sweatdrop.
"Kenshin...!" Kauru's blood pressure rised. "Why are you
on HER side?"
"Because, he's right. HOHOHO!" Saki-chan made an immitation
of Megumi's laugh.
"But, Megumi, I don't want to watch...!" Sano trailed off as
Megumi started choking him.
"FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, IT AIN'T MAGIC, SO
IT AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU!!" Megumi shouted.
"But..." Sano wanted to say.
"What a big wimp." Yahiko mumbled.
"Oh, Aoshi-sama, I'm sooo exited, our first date! WOOHOO!"
Misao yelled.
"...." Aoshi said with his dull face.
"Aoshi?"
"Misao."
"Hai?"
"Shut up."
"Saitou, stop that smoking right away!" Kauru looked to her
back to Tokio and Saitou, Saitou, was usually smoking.
"She's right, dear, please." Tokio told Saitou.
"Shut up, women, it's bad enough you bring me here already...!"
Saitou answered and puffed smoke out. Kauru sweatdropped
and Tokio sighed at the presence of her husband.
"Yes, Yumi, after this, we rule." Shishio said.
"But, Shishio-sama, I heard Enishi is much stronger.
"No."
"Did you hear that, sis? He said he's stronger." Enishi whispered
to Tomoe.
"I want to die." Tomoe said, in her dull voise.
"What do you think? Me or him?"
"I want to die."
"Can you please stop saying that!"
"Saki...move over!" Kauru tried desperately to get Saki to stand
up.
"No, no, no! As Author, I demand you stop!" Saki shouted at her.
"Baka! Kenshin loves me more than you!" Kauru yelled.
"I admit, but pleease let me stay beside him just this once?"
Saki said.
"No! I wanted to kiss him before the movie ends!" Kauru said.
"Kauru-dono, Saki-chan, please stop..." Kenshin said.
"SHUT-UP!!" Saki and Kauru yelled at him.
"Talk about confused." Saitou said.
"Look, Saki, this is the last chance...!" Kauru reached for her
bokken.
"Kauru, let's make a deal." Saki said.
"Nani? What deal?" Kauru asked, letting go of her bokken.
"I get to sit beside Kenshin, and after the movie, I'll write a
love scene." Saki whispered to Kauru.
Kauru's eyes widened. "Get that movie, done quick!" She thougth.
"Good, she finally shut-up." Saki sighed.
"Look, Saki, the movie's over!" Kauru reached Saki's collar and
moved her radically back and forward.
"Okay, okay!" Saki screamed.
"Nani? Kauru-dono, what's gone into you?" Kenshin asked her.
"N-nothing!" Kauru answered laughing nervously.
"Well, let's get going! You can go home with Saki-chan, I'll join
Megumi and the others!" Kenshin said, hopping of to Sano, Megumi
and Yahiko.
"Saki? When will you right it?" Kauru asked Saki.
"Uh... I forgot to tell you..." Saki sweatdropped, scratching the back
of her head.
"What, what, WHAT?" Kauru screamed, as everyone else left the
theater.
"My...union forbids me to right lemons!" Saki tiptoed away and ran.
"Sa...ki?" Kauru was left behind with a surprised look.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, SAKI-CHAN!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, that's it. The thing I said 'bout lemons, it was a lie, but
I don't enjoy writing lemons, but maybe someday I'll write a fic
or two with some lemons.
Comments, flames, etc. Send to Suzume_Aki@yahoo.com
Visit my website at http://www.geocities.com/suzume_aki/index.html
