Mark x Shrek x Jesus

This is a joke I'm so sorry

Normal day in the swamp, of course. Jesus, Shrek, and Mark were taking a steamy shower together. Shrek, being an ogre, didn't really understand the concept of showering, but enjoyed the presence of the other two. Seeing the two together, their naked bodies rubbing together as the water trickles down them, was like a birthday present for him.

Jesus stares at Shrek's 16" onion dong. I want that up my ass so much, Jesus thought to himself. Mark watched as the Jesus bent over, suggestively, to get the soap. Shrek's tower had begun to erect, as did Mark's.

As Jesus leant up, Shrek slowly pushed him back down into position with his massive ogre hands, "Are you ready?" He whispered in Jesus' ear.

"No, not yet." Jesus said, "Fill my ass with my father's blessed lube before you begin." Shrek poured the lube on Jesus' ass and rubbed it in. Mark watched in awe as Shrek penetrated Jesus with all of his 16" sword. Shrek began to hump, slowly and first, but more quickly and roughly once Jesus had gotten used to it.

Mark needed to be a part of the action. He grasps Shrek's smooth, round ass, and pulled it closer to him. Shrek's humping slowed down so that Mark could penetrate him with his 8" dong efficiently.

The three were locked in spit roast action, moaning and groaning. (Jesus, of course was reciting the Bible in Japanese because he's a weeaboo, not a Jew.)

Shrek let out a mighty ogre roar as he filled Jesus' ass with his ogre cum, Mark followed suit and let out a huge moan as he filled Shrek's ass with his cum.

The three finished up and got out of the shower. This obviously happens like every weekend idk.

This was my first fanfic, probably my last. I wrote this whilst waiting for AmazingPhil to upload. This was a joke but I'm still going to hell for this.