Vash looked at his computer in annoyance, Francis had sent him an email and he was almost scared to look at it.
"What are you doing big brother?" Lili asked getting onto the stool next to her big brother
"You might want to look away Lili I'm reading an email from Francis..." Vash warned his little sister
"I'll look away if I see any nakedness" Lili promised "But I want to spend time with you big brother"
Vash sighed and nodded "Alright ..."
Lili smiled as Vash clicked the email. It didn't appear to be anything bad...:
Ohonhonhon~ Hello Switzy~ I came across this interesting story and I thought you might like to read it [link]
-Francis
Vash clicked on the link and decided to get whatever the horrible thing was over with already.
"B-Big Brother?!" Lili's eyes widened with shock and fear all the color drained from her face "Wh-What was that?!"
"That was something you are going to forget you ever read..." Vash muttered
"B-But why would you ever do that to me big brother?!" Lili asked
"I wouldn't Lili" Vash replied "That was a work of monstrosity written by an idiot"
"B-Big Brother...I'm s-scared..." Lili started shaking and hugging her brother
"It's alright Lili" Vash promised "I'll get rid of the horrible story"
Lili nodded shakily "Th-Thank you big brother..."
"Now let's forget we ever read that alright Lili" Vash smiled slightly at his little sister
"Okay Switzy" Lili smiled and hopped off of the stool to go play with her dolls
Vash turned back to the computer and began to Google: How to murder a Frenchman
An Hour Later in France
Francis whistled as he cooked his dinner. He was completely alone in his house today and though he loved Arthur it was great to have some peace and quiet.
"FRANCIS!" a loud roar followed by gunshots broke Francis out of his calm cooking mode
Francis paled and looked for a place to hide but it was too late, a gun was pointing against his cheek before he could do anything.
"What on Earth was that horrible thing you sent me?!" Vash demanded
"...You x Liechtenstein" France offered innocently
Vash narrowed his eyes and smiled evilly. France screamed.
The Next Day
Arthur was a bit suspicious walking into Francis's house. He hadn't heard from the Frenchman since yesterday and he was a bit worried but figured this must be some sort of a plot to get him in bed or something. France seemed to have a lot of those.
"Francis! Where are yo-" Arthur's eyes grew wide as he saw the scene in front of him
Francis was unconscious tied to a chair. On his head someone had written "SHE'S MY SISTER PERVERT! STAY AWAY FROM HER!"
"Oh Francis" Arthur sighed "What did you do this time?"
Arthur sighed and began untying his boyfriend before slowly deciding to maybe have some fun with a tied up Francis...he silently thanked whoever Francis had insulted this week.
