Ranma: We're always interrupted whenever we talk serious. If someone doesn't
interrupt us, or spy on us, we get into a fight. But I thought of a way
around that if you'll help.
Akane: How?
Ranma: It's like jujitsu. If we want to talk without being attacked or spied
on, we've got to fight.
Akane: Have you been hit on the head today?
Ranma: Think about it. The only times people leave us alone is when we're
fighting. So we each pick 2 insults. You chase me into the dojo, and we yell
the 2 insults while we talk quietly, and beat up training dummies.
Akane: How will that keep us from fighting for real?
Ranma: Well, I pick 2 insults for you, and promise not to get mad about them,
and you pick 2 that I can shout at you, that you know don't count. We'll be
pinching dummies, so it we get really mad, we can just punch the dummies.
Akane: The dummies?
Ranma: The training dummies, not me! But if my father comes by, he'll do too.
Akane: You got anything to talk about?
Ranma: Yep.
Akane: I'll wait 5 minutes after we get home, then I'll chase you to the
dojo.
Ranma: Deal.
Akane: RANMA! GET BACK HERE!
Ranma: WHAT DID I DO NOW?
Akane: What insults should I use?
Ranma: Baka, and aho. What about you?
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! Tomboy and Uncute.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! Really? I know some people like being called a tomboy, but I thought you'd hate uncute.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! We've used it often enough. I can ignore it.
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! Ok, I've been thinking, and it's hard for me to say without puttin' my foot in it.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! Go On.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! Ok, I think I hate my pop, but I couldn't live without him. Does that sound wierd?
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! Not with your father. Some times I'm furious with my father, but I don't want anything to happen to him.
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! Well I got everyone telling me about love, and it don't make any sense. They're all too different.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! What? You want my definition?
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! It's not that. I got friends, and I got people I hang around with, but I don't think I love anyone yet the way I'm supposed to ta marry them.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! What do you mean?
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! I mean there's no one I should marry right now. I might get married later, but I gotta stop anyone from marrying me until I learn what real love is, and not that crap my father's always trying ta pull, or some magical love charm. Do ya think that's wierd?
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! No. I'm not ready to get married either.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! But there's more to it than that. That perverted stuff the guys at school keep asking. I don't wanna do it with anyone until I know I'm gonna marry, and maybe not until I'm married.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! What perverted things!
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! I don't even know what half of them mean. But alot of the guys are as bad as Kuno. With all the times Shampoo and Kuno grab me from ambush, I dont wanna even hug anyone right now. It feels too much like a fighting attack.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! Ok, I can see that.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! I know you hated being told you have to marry me. And I don't wanna be forced to marry anyone ever. I wanna pick my own wife from love.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! Grr, I still get mad at daddy for pulling that.
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! So I've been thinkin'. Tryin to decide what I want. and after all the stuff I just said I didn't want, I thought of one thing that I would want.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! What is it?
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! If you were'nt hitting me with your mallet, I think I'd like to try living-out-of-sin with you forever.
Akane: RANMA NO! What?
interrupt us, or spy on us, we get into a fight. But I thought of a way
around that if you'll help.
Akane: How?
Ranma: It's like jujitsu. If we want to talk without being attacked or spied
on, we've got to fight.
Akane: Have you been hit on the head today?
Ranma: Think about it. The only times people leave us alone is when we're
fighting. So we each pick 2 insults. You chase me into the dojo, and we yell
the 2 insults while we talk quietly, and beat up training dummies.
Akane: How will that keep us from fighting for real?
Ranma: Well, I pick 2 insults for you, and promise not to get mad about them,
and you pick 2 that I can shout at you, that you know don't count. We'll be
pinching dummies, so it we get really mad, we can just punch the dummies.
Akane: The dummies?
Ranma: The training dummies, not me! But if my father comes by, he'll do too.
Akane: You got anything to talk about?
Ranma: Yep.
Akane: I'll wait 5 minutes after we get home, then I'll chase you to the
dojo.
Ranma: Deal.
Akane: RANMA! GET BACK HERE!
Ranma: WHAT DID I DO NOW?
Akane: What insults should I use?
Ranma: Baka, and aho. What about you?
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! Tomboy and Uncute.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! Really? I know some people like being called a tomboy, but I thought you'd hate uncute.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! We've used it often enough. I can ignore it.
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! Ok, I've been thinking, and it's hard for me to say without puttin' my foot in it.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! Go On.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! Ok, I think I hate my pop, but I couldn't live without him. Does that sound wierd?
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! Not with your father. Some times I'm furious with my father, but I don't want anything to happen to him.
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! Well I got everyone telling me about love, and it don't make any sense. They're all too different.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! What? You want my definition?
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! It's not that. I got friends, and I got people I hang around with, but I don't think I love anyone yet the way I'm supposed to ta marry them.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! What do you mean?
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! I mean there's no one I should marry right now. I might get married later, but I gotta stop anyone from marrying me until I learn what real love is, and not that crap my father's always trying ta pull, or some magical love charm. Do ya think that's wierd?
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! No. I'm not ready to get married either.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! But there's more to it than that. That perverted stuff the guys at school keep asking. I don't wanna do it with anyone until I know I'm gonna marry, and maybe not until I'm married.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! What perverted things!
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! I don't even know what half of them mean. But alot of the guys are as bad as Kuno. With all the times Shampoo and Kuno grab me from ambush, I dont wanna even hug anyone right now. It feels too much like a fighting attack.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! Ok, I can see that.
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! I know you hated being told you have to marry me. And I don't wanna be forced to marry anyone ever. I wanna pick my own wife from love.
Akane: RANMA NO AHO! Grr, I still get mad at daddy for pulling that.
Ranma: YOU'RE SO UNCUTE! So I've been thinkin'. Tryin to decide what I want. and after all the stuff I just said I didn't want, I thought of one thing that I would want.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA! What is it?
Ranma: YOU'RE SUCH A TOMBOY! If you were'nt hitting me with your mallet, I think I'd like to try living-out-of-sin with you forever.
Akane: RANMA NO! What?
