Boys

Boys are messy, stinky slobs

They burp, yell and make rude noises

And are always making messes

But these boys are not the dangerous ones

It's the ones that hold open doors

And always say please and thank you

These are the boys that are dangerous

And I will tell you why

It's the boys that you can't stop thinking about

The ones that are nice, sweet and funny

It's the boys that stick in your mind like a wad of gum

Now consider yourself warned

For the boys you think are your

"Night in shining armor" might really be

a dragon in disguise.