(In the aftermath of Donald Trump's election, President Trump has implemented radical measures to round up and eliminate "undesirables," and is erecting a mighty wall to keep such riff-raff out...)
Trump: "That's it! Build the wall higher! This wall is gonna be...HUGE! Don't forget the barbed wire, and the machine gun turrets. And the writing on the wall, in big letters!"
Aide: "Err...'Keep your huddled masses, your wretched refuse yearning to breathe free...?"
Trump: "That's it...perfect!"
Aide: "But Mr. President, there's a problem. I'll let Lieutenant Frank Drebin from 'Deportation Squad' tell you about it."
Trump: "A problem? What is it?"
Drebin: "That's something you want to solve, Mr. President. But the difficulty is we no longer have enough workers to build your wall, especially working for your minimum wage."
Trump: "But don't you see? We have to keep those illegal immigrants out! They're evil! All of those democrats, progressives, and liberals. They're all in this together! Just look across the border at all of those disgusting, little people...hey wait a minute! Genius, it's a revelation! Maybe I won't need a wall. At four o'clock today, I'll turn all of the evil people into little people, just two feet tall!"
Aide, "And just how will you do that, Mr. Trump?"
Trump: "Why, by willing it, of course! Then they won't be able to do anything, and we'll be able to readily identify them since they'll only be two feet tall! Mr. Drebin, you're going to be very busy rounding them all up. Hire more people to deport them, and get more guns. You can never have enough guns!"
Drebin: "Mr. President, have you ever had psychiatric help? You're a special kind of crazy."
Trump: "You're fired! Hey, it's almost four o'clock. it's starting to happen...all of the evil people are shrinking to become just two feet tall. Aide, why can't I see over the wall?"
Aide: "Because, Mr. Trump...You're just two feet tall..."
Trump: "Rosie O'Donnell is behind this, right?"
Rod Serling: "Well, the pot has called the kettle black, and Mr. Trump has thrown stones in the glass house that he made, and will reside in forever...In "The Twilight Zone..."
