Author's Notes: Obligatory ownership notification, Yeah copyrights to Glee I don't have. Seasons 1 to 4, I do have on DVD and a receipt to Season 5 on DVD. Tonnes of music and other things. Other than borrowed words from the show, this story is still mine.
Muse Inspiration: Does that mean the same thing? Someone wanted a Straight Sebastian Smythe in Season 6, so here is my attempt at making this possible.
Thanks: Really great thanks for Mr GG's parents at giving us a quality hunny who plays Sebastian Smythe in the series, and a bigger thanks to God for all that He's given us as being possible.

~ Here we go ... ~


As Straight as Sebastian Smythe ~ Chapter 1.


Mim sat at the bar and watched, as he tried to pick up guy after guy.

He'd been there for over an hour. She watched him walk in, he checked out the scenery and tried picking up a few guyz again and again, but no real luck.

She gave up on her wanting to be picked up, and decided to take charge of the situation.

"Hi!" An innocent enough beginning.

Sebastian coughed on his drink, spluttered and put his glass down. "Hi there."

"You're really quite cute."

He blushed quickly and checked on who might have heard her. The bar was buzzing with happy drunks, mixed dates of girls with girls and guyz with guyz.

She pulled alongside to him, and brazenly wrapped a leg around his nearest ankle.

He jumped at the touch and if not for her putting her hand on his back, he might have left his seat.

He settled back down, obviously she wasn't leaving him alone just yet. "I ... I'm Sebastian."

His accent was delightful to her ears, she lifted her hand to trace his bicep. "I'm Jemima, so lovely to meet you Sebastian."

He turned more to face her, he leaned in closer to her. "You know this is a gay bar?"

"Yes, I know that. I was with my girlfriend but she's left with someone else."

He had to shake his head, her strong English accent mixing with his drink, making it a bit difficult to understand her. "What part of England are you from? Jemima."

"Gosh, please call me Mim." After checking the strength of his bicep, she traces up to the back of his neck, and his earlobe.

A bit of a ticklish spot, he laughs and pulls away a bit. "Um okay, Mim. What part of gay bar don't you understand?"

Time for her to put her cards on the table, and call a spade, a spade.

"I know this is a gay bar, and hopefully gay people will share with us straight people. But you, Sebastian, are as straight as a thirty centimeter ruler."


There you go my darlinks and Glee lovers. Intro to something wonderful brewing. Ooh, I'm getting myself all chipper, 'cause I think this is going to be super fun.

~ Fun! ~

Review and your input: Don't want this blurb too long, but, if you like this, great, if not, oh well. BUT! I'd love a little bit more inspiring opinion, if you wouldn't mind? Other than that, I'll just write and work with what I do.

~ Till next time ... ~