Submitted at 9:25 pm.
Chloe Pamela Street, Alex Michelle Barranza, and Samantha Gertrude Jaxsin were at the mall of course, waiting for the 17 women waiting in line to take a shit to hurry so they, too, could take a shit.
"You know," said Sam as she turned to Alex, "we wouldn't need to take a shit if you hadn't decided that it was best that we eat at that stupid Icelandic restaurant called Horny and Sharks!"
the theee girls waited an hour and pulled down their thongs and took a shit. But then the toilet sucked them up and they knew what was gonna happen. Jerry!
in a few minutes they were at WHOOP HQ, a place that made you more aroused than staring at a page from a calculus textbook.
"Sorry to interrupt whatever you were doing," said Jerry, "but we have trouble. An aardvark needs our help."
