"All students should report to the Great Hall immediately for an important announcement." A horribly sweet, girly voice was echoing through the many hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As the students walked through the huge double doors of the Hall, their eyes widened almost comically. The five long tables that usually adorned the Great Hall had vanished, replaced with hundreds of very large, very comfortable purple cushions. Small tables were littered around the Hall and though it was lit merrily, Harry had a bad feeling about the sudden redecoration. Upon closer inspection, he noticed that Fudge, Percy Weasley, and the witch with the monocle from his hearing, Amelia Bones, were chatting with Professor Umbridge at the front of the Great Hall.
When the last student entered the Hall, the oak doors swung shut and the lock clicked as the doors were locked. The students and staff of Hogwarts looked at Umbridge expectantly and she grinned, her resemblance to a toad becoming more pronounced. "I have called you all here today to read the highlights of the years of a certain troublesome student, which of course, is Mr. Potter."
Harry gaped at her, very aware of everyone in the Great Hall staring at him. The his expression of surprise turned into one of defiance. "Fine."
The toad looked startled. She hadn't expected him to agree!
"Fine. Read them. But how do you know that everything in the books is true?"
"That is for me to know and you to find out, Potter." Fudge had spoken up, glaring at Harry. "But I can tell you that everything in these books is absolutely, 100% true!"
Harry looked satisfied. "Ok, but I can't tell you that I won't say 'I told you so' when you realize that I'm not a liar."
Fudge glared all the harder, this time Percy and Umbridge joining, and handed Umbridge the first book.
She looked down at the cover and read out "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."

Ok, for some reason my old version of this story was deleted. :( So here it is again! :)

And now there's a problem uploading this chapter... grrr...